Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Strawcles defeated Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Monday, February 13, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Strawcles!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Strawcles tries to land a series of left punches to the chin, but Patrick ducks just in time.
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-Patrick lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Patrick throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Strawcles tries a volley of left punches to the face, but Patrick takes it in the forearms.
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-Patrick lashes out with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Strawcles narrowly avoids it
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+Patrick connects with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Strawcles attacks with a volley of light punches to the temple!
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-Strawcles throws a series of punches to the nose, but Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
+Strawcles hits Patrick with a series of nasty punches to the head!!
+Patrick tags Strawcles with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Patrick attacks with a pair of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 10 of 32 punches, and Strawcles landed 12 of 33 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 10-9
Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Strawcles doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Strawcles tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Patrick steps aside.
+Patrick hits with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Strawcles attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Patrick lashes out with a jab to the ribs, but Strawcles narrowly avoids it
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-Strawcles charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Patrick lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Strawcles ducks.
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+Strawcles tattoos Patrick with a series of punches to the eye.
+Strawcles fires a pair of nice punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 11 of 35 punches, and Strawcles landed 11 of 30 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 20-18
Patrick doesn't even want to rest!
Strawcles doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Strawcles tries a straight right to the mouth, but Patrick stays away from it.
-Strawcles fires a cross to the chin, but Patrick narrowly avoids it
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+Strawcles pounds Patrick with a series of punches to the face.
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-Patrick throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Patrick suprises Strawcles with a commanding straight right to the solar plexus!!
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-Strawcles probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Patrick narrowly avoids it
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-Strawcles throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Patrick ducks just in time.
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+Strawcles connects with a jab to the temple.
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-Strawcles probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Patrick lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Patrick launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Patrick connects with a pair of light punches to the ribs. Strawcles ignores it.
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+Strawcles throws a flurry of furious punches to the temple. Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 10 of 29 punches, and Strawcles landed 21 of 46 punches.
Strawcles won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 29-28
Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Strawcles doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Strawcles paws a series of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Strawcles lashes out with a series of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Strawcles stuns Patrick with a light jab to the mouth.
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-Patrick throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Patrick probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Strawcles beats a hasty retreat.
+Patrick pops Strawcles with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Patrick hits with a barrage of mean punches to the chest!!
+Strawcles smashes Patrick with a series of punches to the eye. Patrick sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Strawcles probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Patrick steps aside and laughs.
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-Patrick charges with a right right to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Patrick launches a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Strawcles escapes.
-Strawcles launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Patrick covers himself well.
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+Patrick punches Strawcles with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Strawcles throws a volley of right punches to the face, but misses.
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-Patrick lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Strawcles lunges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
+Strawcles pounds Patrick with a volley of punches to the face!!
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-Strawcles lashes out with a straight right to the nose, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 13 of 40 punches, and Strawcles landed 18 of 49 punches.
Strawcles won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Strawcles doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Patrick probes with a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Strawcles lunges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Strawcles shakes Patrick with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Patrick hammers Strawcles with a volley of strong punches to the head.
+Patrick hits Strawcles with a barrage of punches to the chest. Strawcles covers up.
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-Patrick attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Strawcles ducks just in time.
-Patrick probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Strawcles hides behind his gloves.
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-Patrick attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but Strawcles ducks just in time.
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+Strawcles attacks with a pair of light punches to the mouth. Patrick covers up.
-Strawcles tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Patrick ducks just in time.
+Patrick fires a series of punches to the head.
-Patrick attacks with a volley of punches to the temple, but Strawcles stays away from it.
+Patrick takes charge with a volley of punches to the jaw!
+Strawcles grazes Patrick with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Strawcles smacks Patrick with a volley of punches to the nose. Patrick sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Patrick lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Strawcles tries a roundhouse to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Patrick lashes out with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Patrick fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Strawcles stays away from it.
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-Patrick tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 27 of 77 punches, and Strawcles landed 26 of 50 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 48-47
Patrick is obviously tired.
Strawcles doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Patrick tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Strawcles ties him up.
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-Strawcles throws a jab to the nose, but falls short.
-Strawcles paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Patrick takes it in the forearms.
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-Strawcles attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but misses.
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+Strawcles pounds Patrick with a volley of punches to the eye! Patrick shakes his head to clear it.
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-Strawcles lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Patrick ducks.
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-Patrick launches a pair of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Patrick hurts Strawcles with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Patrick probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Strawcles quickly backs away.
-Patrick fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but Strawcles backs out of it.
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-Strawcles throws a jab to the eye, but Patrick steps aside.
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-Patrick probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Patrick pops Strawcles with a series of punches to the stomach. Strawcles covers up.
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+Strawcles tags Patrick with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.
+Strawcles hits with a series of quick punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 11 of 40 punches, and Strawcles landed 25 of 50 punches.
Strawcles won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Patrick is obviously tired.
Strawcles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Patrick throws a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Patrick connects with a series of heavy punches to the ribs!
-Strawcles throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Patrick probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Strawcles ducks just in time.
-Patrick paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Patrick punches Strawcles with a straight right to the eye.
-Strawcles lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Patrick ducks just in time.
-Strawcles lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Patrick fires a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Patrick attacks with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Strawcles throws a right cross to the mouth, but Patrick escapes.
-Patrick throws a right left to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Strawcles solidly lands a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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+Strawcles takes charge with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Strawcles fires a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Strawcles punches Patrick with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Patrick connects with a sweeping right to the nose.
-Patrick attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Strawcles blocks.
+Patrick pokes Strawcles with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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-Patrick attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Strawcles lashes out with a sweeping right to the mouth, but misses.
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-Patrick throws a series of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 20 of 75 punches, and Strawcles landed 26 of 44 punches.
Strawcles won the round 10-9
Strawcles is winning the fight 67-66
Patrick is slowing down.
Strawcles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Patrick charges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Strawcles probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Patrick ducks just in time.
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+Strawcles scores with a volley of punches to the face. Patrick backpedals to his own corner.
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-Patrick fires a volley of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Patrick launches a volley of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Strawcles lashes out with a jab to the eye, but Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
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+Patrick drills Strawcles with a barrage of stiff shots to the mouth. Strawcles backpedals to his own corner.
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+Strawcles punches Patrick with a jab to the eye.
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-Strawcles launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Patrick lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Strawcles ducks just in time.
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-Patrick paws a right sweeping right to the jaw, but Strawcles deftly avoits it.
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-Patrick probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Patrick throws a pair of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Strawcles connects with a vicious jab to the head.
-Patrick probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Strawcles blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 9 of 41 punches, and Strawcles landed 20 of 41 punches.
Strawcles won the round 10-9
Strawcles is winning the fight 77-75
Patrick looks exhausted.
Strawcles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Strawcles launches a series of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Patrick charges with a volley of left punches to the head, but Strawcles steps aside.
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+Strawcles lands a pair of strong punches to the eye!!
-Patrick tries to land a series of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Strawcles attacks with a stinging straight right to the nose.
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-Patrick lashes out with a right jab to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Strawcles attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Patrick hides behind his gloves.
-Strawcles lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Strawcles lunges with a series of left shots to the chin, but Patrick ducks.
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-Patrick charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Strawcles hides behind his gloves.
+Patrick annoys Strawcles with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-Patrick throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Patrick launches a straight right to the head, but Strawcles quickly backs away.
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+Patrick throws a barrage of light punches to the chin.
+Strawcles hits Patrick with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Patrick attempts a right jab to the mouth, but Strawcles takes it in the forearms.
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-Patrick lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Strawcles narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 10 of 46 punches, and Strawcles landed 22 of 42 punches.
Strawcles won the round 10-9
Strawcles is winning the fight 87-84
Patrick looks exhausted.
Strawcles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Patrick launches a right to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Patrick throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Strawcles steps aside.
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-Patrick lunges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Strawcles steps aside.
-Patrick throws a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Patrick tries a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Patrick tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Patrick attacks with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Strawcles quickly backs away.
-Patrick attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Patrick throws a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Patrick lunges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Patrick probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Strawcles deftly avoits it.
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-Patrick attempts a right to the nose, but Strawcles hides behind his gloves.
-Patrick lashes out with a left jab to the chin, but Strawcles deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 11 of 74 punches, and Strawcles landed 4 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Strawcles is winning the fight 96-94
Patrick collapses limply onto his stool.
Strawcles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Strawcles is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Patrick tries to land a left jab to the nose, but Strawcles escapes.
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-Strawcles charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Patrick deftly avoits it.
-Patrick lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but Strawcles leaps aside.
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-Patrick attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Strawcles tags Patrick with a series of heavy punches to the nose.
+Patrick shakes Strawcles with a series of vicious punches to the temple.
+Strawcles grazes Patrick with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Patrick attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Strawcles hits with a volley of solid punches to the face! Patrick seems wobbly!
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-Strawcles attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Strawcles tries a series of left punches to the face, but Patrick stays away from it.
-Strawcles tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Patrick covers himself well.
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-Patrick paws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Strawcles quickly backs away.
-Patrick probes with a left straight right to the head, but Strawcles escapes.
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+Patrick lands a series of painful punches to the temple. Strawcles hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 9 of 46 punches, and Strawcles landed 18 of 37 punches.
Strawcles won the round 10-9
Strawcles is winning the fight 106-103
Patrick collapses limply onto his stool.
Strawcles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Strawcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Patrick fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Patrick throws a volley of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
-Patrick attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Patrick attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Strawcles steps aside.
-Patrick probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Strawcles stays away from it.
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-Patrick probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Strawcles leaps aside.
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-Patrick lashes out with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Strawcles ties him up.
+Patrick fires a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Patrick throws a series of punches to the nose, but Strawcles takes it in the forearms.
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-Patrick attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Strawcles takes it in the forearms.
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-Patrick lunges with a roundhouse to the head, but Strawcles ties him up.
-Patrick fires a left roundhouse to the temple, but misses.
-Patrick probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Strawcles punches Patrick with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 9 of 74 punches, and Strawcles landed 5 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Strawcles is winning the fight 115-113
Patrick receives medical attention from his trainer.
Strawcles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Strawcles 10-9
Round 4: Strawcles 10-9
Round 5: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 6: Strawcles 10-9
Round 7: Strawcles 10-9
Round 8: Strawcles 10-9
Round 9: Strawcles 10-9
Round 10: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 11: Strawcles 10-9
Round 12: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Total Score: Strawcles 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Strawcles 10-9
Round 4: Strawcles 10-9
Round 5: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 6: Strawcles 10-9
Round 7: Strawcles 10-9
Round 8: Strawcles 10-9
Round 9: Strawcles 10-9
Round 10: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 11: Strawcles 10-9
Round 12: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Total Score: Strawcles 115-113
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Strawcles 10-9
Round 4: Strawcles 10-9
Round 5: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 6: Strawcles 10-9
Round 7: Strawcles 10-9
Round 8: Strawcles 10-9
Round 9: Strawcles 10-9
Round 10: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 11: Strawcles 10-9
Round 12: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Total Score: Strawcles 115-113
Strawcles wins by decision!
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