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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Dancing Giant III by disqualification in round 12.

Match Saturday, February 4, 2023

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 1 inch (246 centimeters) tall weighing in at 595 pounds (270 kilograms) is Dancing Giant III!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dancing throws a series of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Dancing tries to land a roundhouse to the chin, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute throws a volley of punches to the nose, but Dancing covers himself well.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Dancing quickly backs away.
+Minute throws a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
+Minute connects with a series of punches to the nose. Dancing falls against the ropes!
-Dancing lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Dancing launches a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Dancing paws a series of punches to the temple, but Minute steps aside.
+Minute strikes with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Minute lunges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Dancing covers himself well.
+Minute catches Dancing with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Dancing asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 5 of 30 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 40 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 10-9


Dancing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Minute annoys Dancing with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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-Minute attacks with a left to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Minute pummels Dancing with a right to the chest.
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+Minute connects with a series of mean punches to the nose.
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+Minute slams Dancing with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Dancing leaps aside.
-Minute launches a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Dancing hides behind his gloves.
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-Dancing tries a volley of punches to the nose, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Dancing tries to land a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Minute ducks.
+Dancing shakes Minute with a flurry of punches to the chin! Minute retreats to the far corner.
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-Dancing charges with a volley of right punches to the face, but Minute ducks just in time.
-Dancing lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Minute paws a jab to the face, but Dancing takes it in the forearms.
-Dancing launches a series of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Dancing launches a series of right punches to the nose, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 47 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 18 of 42 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 20-18


Dancing doesn't even want to rest!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dancing wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Dancing tries a jab to the solar plexus, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Dancing paws a pair of right blows to the head, but Minute leaps aside.
-Minute launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Dancing ducks.
-Dancing charges with a left jab to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Dancing lands a pair of commanding punches to the face.
-Minute probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Dancing deftly avoits it.
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+Minute suprises Dancing with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Dancing charges with a series of right punches to the nose, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Minute probes with a right jab to the jaw, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dancing attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Minute quickly backs away.
+Minute pops Dancing with a volley of punches to the eye!! Dancing gets mad!
-Dancing probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but Minute ducks just in time.
-Minute launches a flurry of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Dancing probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute pops Dancing with a volley of punches to the face. Dancing retreats to the far corner.
-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Minute whacks Dancing with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye. Dancing sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dancing lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Minute ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 12 of 51 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 48 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 30-27


Dancing doesn't even want to rest!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Dancing attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Minute slams Dancing with a jab to the nose!
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Dancing hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute lunges with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
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-Dancing paws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Minute attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dancing hides behind his gloves.
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+Dancing tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Dancing fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Dancing hides behind his gloves.
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+Minute attacks with a series of stiff punches to the face. Dancing ignores it.
+Minute hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Dancing probes with a jab to the chest, but Minute stays away from it.
-Dancing charges with a series of blows to the chest, but Minute narrowly avoids it
+Minute throws a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Minute lands a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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-Minute tries to land a cross to the eye, but Dancing takes it in the forearms.
+Minute pounds Dancing with a pair of light punches to the eye.
-Minute throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Dancing tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 7 of 37 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 29 of 59 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 40-36


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Minute hits with a volley of painful punches to the mouth. Dancing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dancing lands a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Minute paws a pair of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Dancing lunges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Minute attacks with a jab to the temple, but Dancing takes it in the forearms.
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+Minute takes charge with a flurry of strong punches to the face!
-Minute paws a pair of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancing tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Minute lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dancing lashes out with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Dancing escapes.
+Minute lands a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Minute slams Dancing with a pair of punches to the stomach. Dancing covers up.
-Minute attempts a jab to the face, but is ineffective.
-Dancing lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Minute throws a left sweeping right to the chin, but Dancing quickly backs away.
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-Dancing throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Minute stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 7 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 23 of 69 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 50-45


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Minute pummels Dancing with a pair of solid punches to the head.
+Minute tosses a pair of powerful shots to the solar plexus. Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
-Minute probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Dancing quickly backs away.
+Minute slams Dancing with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
+Minute tattoos Dancing with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
+Minute smacks Dancing with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Dancing tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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-Dancing tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Dancing tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Minute lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Dancing steps aside and laughs.
-Minute lunges with a barrage of right shots to the temple, but Dancing leaps aside.
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-Minute throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Dancing ties him up.
-Dancing attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Minute lashes out with a series of blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Dancing throws a right roundhouse to the chest, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
-Dancing throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Minute fires a series of left punches to the nose, but Dancing takes it in the forearms.
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+Dancing pokes Minute with a strong cross to the stomach.
+Minute punches Dancing with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 35 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 26 of 73 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 60-54


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dancing fires a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs. Minute sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dancing throws a pair of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dancing fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute stays away from it.
-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Dancing deftly avoits it.
-Minute probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Dancing tries a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Minute steps aside.
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-Minute throws a cross to the solar plexus, but Dancing ducks just in time.
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+Minute strikes with a flurry of painful punches to the face.
-Minute throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Minute paws a left jab to the chin, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute tries to land a right right to the temple, but Dancing escapes.
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+Minute tags Dancing with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Minute launches a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Dancing tries to land a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Dancing throws a jab to the chest, but Minute ties him up.
+Minute thumps Dancing with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
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-Dancing lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Minute ties him up.
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-Minute tries a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
-Minute lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but Dancing ducks just in time.
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-Dancing throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 36 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 21 of 76 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 70-63


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Dancing steps aside.
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-Dancing attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Minute quickly backs away.
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-Dancing launches a left jab to the chest, but Minute blocks.
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-Dancing charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Dancing lashes out with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Dancing tries to land a left sweeping right to the stomach, but Minute stays away from it.
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+Dancing nails Minute with a volley of punches to the stomach. Minute sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dancing fires a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 6 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 9 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 79-73


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 9

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing fires a right roundhouse to the face, but misses completely.
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-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Dancing charges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Dancing connects with Minute with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dancing attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Minute deftly avoits it.
-Dancing attempts a right jab to the head, but Minute ties him up.
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-Dancing attacks with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
-Dancing paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Dancing throws a jab to the eye, but Minute steps aside.
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+Dancing tosses a pair of painful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 5 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 88-83


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing launches a series of right shots to the chin, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Dancing tries to land a series of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Minute probes with a roundhouse to the nose, but fails to score.
-Dancing launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dancing tosses Minute with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Dancing throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but Minute escapes.
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-Dancing attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Minute ducks.
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-Dancing probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Dancing launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 5 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 3 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 97-92


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Dancing is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dancing pounds Minute with a blow to the groin! The audience is howling!
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-Dancing attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute paws a pair of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Dancing tries a series of blows to the face, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Dancing fires a volley of right blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 3 of 30 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 3 of 8 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 106-102


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Dancing is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing lunges with a pair of roundhouses to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Dancing attempts a shot to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Dancing pops Minute with a blow to the groin! Minute Bowl seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
Minute Bowl wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Dancing Giant III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Dancing Giant III 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Dancing Giant III 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a foul!