Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by disqualification in round 1.Match Monday, January 23, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
...
...
...
+Dorkness 1 nails Patrick with a barrage of nice punches to the chin!!
...
-Patrick charges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Patrick fires a barrage of punches to the mouth!!
...
...
...
...
-Patrick lashes out with a volley of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 1 throws a series of right combinations to the chin, but loses his balance.
...
+Patrick suprises Dorkness 1 with a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
...
+Dorkness 1 hits with Patrick with an elbow! Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a foul!
|