Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Hill Climb Racing 2 defeated Laughable SH by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Saturday, January 14, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 952 pounds (432 kilograms) is Laughable SH!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Hill Climb Racing 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Racing 2 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Laughable pummels Racing 2 with a flurry of punches to the chin!
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+Laughable pummels Racing 2 with a commanding straight right to the head.
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-Racing 2 throws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Racing 2 tries a volley of blows to the stomach, but Laughable ties him up.
-Racing 2 lunges with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Laughable backs out of it.
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+Laughable nails Racing 2 with a wild jab to the temple.
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+Laughable strikes with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Racing 2 wallops Laughable with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
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+Laughable hurts Racing 2 with a flurry of heavy punches to the head. Racing 2 doesn't notice.
Laughable tries to attack, but Racing 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Racing 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughable lands a volley of wild shots to the temple.
+Laughable whacks Racing 2 with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
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+Laughable nails Racing 2 with a pair of painful punches to the nose. Racing 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Laughable whacks Racing 2 with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 37 of 41 punches, and Hill Climb Racing 2 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 10-9
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Racing 2 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye.
ROUND 2
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Racing 2 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Laughable punches Racing 2 with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Laughable pounds Racing 2 with a pair of painful punches to the nose.
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+Laughable hurts Racing 2 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Laughable thumps Racing 2 with a vicious left to the temple. Racing 2 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Racing 2 pokes Laughable with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Laughable nails Racing 2 with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Laughable hits with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Laughable attacks with a series of punches to the head!!
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+Racing 2 throws a painful uppercut to the stomach.
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-Racing 2 paws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Laughable ties him up.
+Laughable nails Racing 2 with a pair of glancing blows to the jaw.
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+Laughable hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Laughable hits with a pair of punches to the nose!
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Laughable tries to attack, but Racing 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable connects with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
Laughable tries to attack, but Racing 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Racing 2 launches a pair of blows to the chest, but Laughable ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 48 of 50 punches, and Hill Climb Racing 2 landed 11 of 26 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 20-18
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Racing 2 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 3
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Racing 2 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Laughable catches Racing 2 with a pair of nice punches to the chin. Racing 2 is hurt!
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-Racing 2 throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Laughable stuns Racing 2 with a flurry of heavy punches to the head!
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-Racing 2 probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Laughable escapes.
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+Laughable tosses a volley of powerful punches to the head. Racing 2 beats a hasty retreat.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Racing 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Racing 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Racing 2 belts Laughable with a flurry of wild shots to the ribs.
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+Laughable smashes Racing 2 with a volley of mean punches to the eye.
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+Laughable fires a series of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 41 of 41 punches, and Hill Climb Racing 2 landed 11 of 25 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 30-27
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Racing 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 4
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Racing 2 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Laughable fires a flurry of uppercuts to the head.
Laughable lands a blood spattering right smash to the jaw and Racing 2's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Racing 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Laughable lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
Laughable lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Racing 2 is knocked out of the ring!!
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Racing 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Racing 2 thumps Laughable with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Laughable hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Racing 2 hits with a series of furious blows to the head.
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+Racing 2 tags Laughable with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Racing 2 strikes with Laughable with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Laughable lands a series of punches to the jaw. Racing 2 covers up.
+Laughable thumps Racing 2 with a series of powerful punches to the face!
+Laughable wallops Racing 2 with a barrage of heavy shots to the face.
+Racing 2 attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Racing 2 tags Laughable with a flurry of loud blows to the jaw. Laughable sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Racing 2 lands a resounding blow to the head and Laughable is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Hill Climb Racing 2 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Laughable looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Racing 2 is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Hill Climb Racing 2 wins by a knockout!
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