Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Helvetes defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Tuesday, January 3, 2023In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Helvetes!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Helvetes backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Helvetes stuns Dorkness 3 with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 3 fires a series of vicious shots to the stomach.
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+Helvetes grazes Dorkness 3 with a pair of painful punches to the face.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes backs up Dorkness 3 with a flurry of mean punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
+Dorkness 3 tags Helvetes with a pair of heavy punches to the chest. Helvetes doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes drills Dorkness 3 with a barrage of light punches to the chin!
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+Helvetes punches Dorkness 3 with a nasty uppercut to the mouth. Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Helvetes landed 31 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 10-9
Helvetes doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Helvetes backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Helvetes pounds Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Helvetes narrowly avoids it
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+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+Helvetes punches Dorkness 3 with a solid straight right to the jaw.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of right shots to the chest, but Helvetes escapes.
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+Helvetes strikes with a solid roundhouse to the eye. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Helvetes landed 29 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 7 of 26 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 20-18
Helvetes doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Helvetes backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Helvetes lands a flurry of quick punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a left left to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes lands a jab to the jaw.
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+Helvetes connects with a jab to the eye. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a series of off balance shots to the chest.
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+Helvetes hits Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 3 paws a barrage of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Helvetes quickly backs away.
+Helvetes hits with a light jab to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Helvetes landed 30 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 8 of 23 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 30-27
Helvetes doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Helvetes backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Helvetes ducks just in time.
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+Helvetes fires a quick left to the nose.
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+Helvetes attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Helvetes hides behind his gloves.
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+Helvetes grazes Dorkness 3 with a series of strong blows to the eye!!
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+Dorkness 3 drills Helvetes with a volley of painful blows to the stomach.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of shots to the stomach! Helvetes covers up.
+Helvetes smacks Dorkness 3 with a loud jab to the jaw.
+Helvetes pops Dorkness 3 with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes connects with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Helvetes escapes.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Helvetes landed 34 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 40-36
Helvetes doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Helvetes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 rocks Helvetes with a volley of vicious blows to the stomach.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but Helvetes ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Helvetes covers himself well.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 shakes Helvetes with a hook to the ribs!
-Dorkness 3 attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Helvetes slams Dorkness 3 with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but Helvetes steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Helvetes landed 8 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 41 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 49-46
Helvetes doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Helvetes backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 3 launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Helvetes covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Helvetes ducks.
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+Helvetes lands a uppercut to the ribs. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Helvetes steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Helvetes pummels Dorkness 3 with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a furious jab to the eye. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Helvetes solidly lands a volley of punches to the face.
+Helvetes backs up Dorkness 3 with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes hits Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 3 tattoos Helvetes with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Helvetes with a flurry of stinging shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Helvetes landed 31 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 42 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 59-55
Helvetes doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
+Dorkness 3 rocks Helvetes with a series of punches to the eye!
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+Dorkness 3 rocks Helvetes with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Helvetes throws a barrage of blows to the jaw.
+Dorkness 3 tags Helvetes with a flurry of powerful shots to the chin.
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+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a volley of mean punches to the eye.
+Helvetes attacks with a series of mean punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a left hook to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a roundhouse to the jaw, but Helvetes beats a hasty retreat.
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+Helvetes smacks Dorkness 3 with a loud hook to the eye.
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+Dorkness 3 hammers Helvetes with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a left hook to the head, but Helvetes narrowly avoids it
-Dorkness 3 paws a barrage of left punches to the head, but Helvetes backs out of it.
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+Helvetes nails Dorkness 3 with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Helvetes landed 31 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 50 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 69-64
Helvetes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of crosses to the temple, but Helvetes narrowly avoids it
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+Helvetes lands a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Helvetes lands a nasty jab to the nose. Dorkness 3 covers up.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of hooks to the temple, but goes wide.
+Dorkness 3 slams Helvetes with a barrage of mean hooks to the jaw.
Dorkness 3 lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Helvetes hurtles to the canvas!!
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Helvetes struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a wild jab to the temple.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a barrage of roundhouses to the jaw, but misses.
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+Helvetes lands a strong jab to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses Helvetes with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a right to the mouth, but Helvetes backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a roundhouse to the face.
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+Helvetes rocks Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
Helvetes lands a bone crushing blow to the temple and Dorkness 3 goes down!!
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SEVEN
Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Helvetes catches Dorkness 3 with a jab to the mouth.
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+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a volley of solid punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a series of furious uppercuts to the nose.
+Helvetes clocks Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the head!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Helvetes landed 30 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 30 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 79-73
Helvetes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a left jab to the head, but Helvetes covers himself well.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of blows to the temple, but Helvetes ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 3 tattoos Helvetes with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Helvetes hits with a series of blows to the eye.
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+Helvetes hits Dorkness 3 with a pair of furious punches to the face!!
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+Helvetes pops Dorkness 3 with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
Helvetes lands a crashing left hook and Dorkness 3 goes over backwards!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a series of hooks to the eye, but misses.
-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of left blows to the face, but Helvetes ties him up.
+Helvetes tosses a barrage of wild punches to the face!!
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+Dorkness 3 scores with a heavy left to the eye.
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+Helvetes fires a flurry of painful punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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+Helvetes lands a pair of commanding punches to the face.
+Dorkness 3 drills Helvetes with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Helvetes wallops Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Helvetes lands a pair of nice punches to the eye.
Helvetes lands a cruel left hook and Dorkness 3 collapses!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Helvetes landed 29 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 33 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-7
Helvetes is winning the fight 89-80
Helvetes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
Dorkness 3 is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Helvetes tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Helvetes leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a volley of punches to the chin, but Helvetes narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 3 jars Helvetes with a barrage of quick blows to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Helvetes escapes.
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+Helvetes scores with a flurry of mean combinations to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of left shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Helvetes tosses a pair of mean combinations to the mouth. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
Helvetes lands a mighty hook and Dorkness 3 collapses!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a flurry of punches to the mouth! Helvetes shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a right sweeping right to the eye, but Helvetes covers himself well.
+Dorkness 3 backs up Helvetes with a pair of loud blows to the chin.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a series of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Helvetes hurts Dorkness 3 with a flurry of wild combinations to the temple!!
+Helvetes lashes out with a barrage of nasty combinations to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Helvetes landed 25 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 50 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-8
Helvetes is winning the fight 99-88
Helvetes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken tooth.
Dorkness 3 is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 11
Helvetes tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
-Dorkness 3 paws a barrage of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
Helvetes lands a tremendous uppercut and Dorkness 3 collapses!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Helvetes hurts Dorkness 3 with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a volley of blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
+Helvetes staggers Dorkness 3 with a series of combinations to the chin!
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+Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of combinations to the chin.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a flurry of left blows to the face, but comes up empty.
+Helvetes attacks with a volley of stinging punches to the head!
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a flurry of stinging shots to the temple.
+Helvetes hits with a pair of hard combinations to the eye.
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+Helvetes pokes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of quick combinations to the nose! Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of shots to the head, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Helvetes landed 24 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 51 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-8
Helvetes is winning the fight 109-96
Helvetes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken tooth.
Dorkness 3 looks exhausted. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 12
Helvetes tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Dorkness 3 throws a uppercut to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Helvetes lashes out with a pair of painful combinations to the jaw.
Helvetes lands a terrific right hook and Dorkness 3 is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Helvetes wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Helvetes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken tooth.
Dorkness 3 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 3 continue the fight! Helvetes wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Helvetes 10-9
Round 2: Helvetes 10-9
Round 3: Helvetes 10-9
Round 4: Helvetes 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Helvetes 10-9
Round 7: Helvetes 10-9
Round 8: Helvetes 10-9
Round 9: Helvetes 10-7
Round 10: Helvetes 10-8
Round 11: Helvetes 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Helvetes 10-9
Round 2: Helvetes 10-9
Round 3: Helvetes 10-9
Round 4: Helvetes 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Helvetes 10-9
Round 7: Helvetes 10-9
Round 8: Helvetes 10-9
Round 9: Helvetes 10-7
Round 10: Helvetes 10-8
Round 11: Helvetes 10-8
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Helvetes 10-9
Round 2: Helvetes 10-9
Round 3: Helvetes 10-9
Round 4: Helvetes 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Helvetes 10-9
Round 7: Helvetes 10-9
Round 8: Helvetes 10-9
Round 9: Helvetes 10-7
Round 10: Helvetes 10-8
Round 11: Helvetes 10-8
Helvetes wins by a knockout!
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