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(Bantamweight) Helvetes defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by disqualification in round 8.

Match Tuesday, December 27, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Helvetes!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes backpedals and jabs.

-Dorkness 3 paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Helvetes steps aside and laughs.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Helvetes stays away from it.
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+Helvetes tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Helvetes steps aside.
+Helvetes fires a pair of loud punches to the head.
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+Helvetes punches Dorkness 3 with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 suprises Helvetes with a volley of quick blows to the solar plexus.
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+Helvetes hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Helvetes grazes Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the nose.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Helvetes landed 30 of 34 punches.

Helvetes won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Helvetes doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes backpedals and jabs.

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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Helvetes pummels Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Helvetes shakes Dorkness 3 with a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
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+Helvetes pops Dorkness 3 with a volley of painful punches to the face.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a volley of stinging punches to the face! Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 3 pummels Helvetes with a pair of nasty blows to the chest. Helvetes sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 3 fires a series of blows to the ribs, but Helvetes ducks just in time.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes hammers Dorkness 3 with a series of strong punches to the nose!! Dorkness 3 laughs!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 21 punches, and Helvetes landed 32 of 32 punches.

Helvetes won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Helvetes doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes backpedals and jabs.

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+Helvetes throws a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
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+Helvetes staggers Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 clocks Helvetes with a volley of solid shots to the solar plexus!
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a uppercut to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Helvetes rocks Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the head. Dorkness 3 laughs!
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+Helvetes staggers Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Helvetes scores with a series of furious punches to the head.
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a left cross to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Helvetes takes charge with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Helvetes thumps Dorkness 3 with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 8 of 23 punches, and Helvetes landed 31 of 31 punches.

Helvetes won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Helvetes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes backpedals and jabs.

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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes rocks Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Helvetes fires a flurry of off balance blows to the ribs. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Helvetes beats a hasty retreat.
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+Helvetes hits Dorkness 3 with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Helvetes hits with a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Helvetes attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Helvetes smashes Dorkness 3 with a pair of loud punches to the face.
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 23 punches, and Helvetes landed 28 of 28 punches.

Helvetes won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Helvetes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Helvetes shakes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of nice shots to the chin.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Helvetes solidly lands a roundhouse to the eye. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hurts Helvetes with a series of shots to the stomach! Helvetes shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of left combinations to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Helvetes hits Dorkness 3 with a pair of quick punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 3 paws a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but only hits air.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 3 hits with a right to the chest!! Helvetes sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a flurry of powerful combinations to the head. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Helvetes deftly avoits it.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes catches Dorkness 3 with a flurry of solid combinations to the face.
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+Helvetes hits with a volley of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 20 of 41 punches, and Helvetes landed 26 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Helvetes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Helvetes clocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Helvetes blocks.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Helvetes beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a cross to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Helvetes quickly recovers.
+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
+Dorkness 3 backs up Helvetes with a series of powerful blows to the ribs!!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Helvetes steps aside and laughs.
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+Helvetes hurts Dorkness 3 with a stinging straight right to the eye. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
+Helvetes hits Dorkness 3 with a jab to the ribs. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes jolts Dorkness 3 with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Helvetes throws a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 40 punches, and Helvetes landed 37 of 38 punches.

Helvetes won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 59-55


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Helvetes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Helvetes tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Helvetes hits with a pair of nasty combinations to the mouth.
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+Helvetes pounds Dorkness 3 with a flurry of combinations to the eye. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
Helvetes lands a sudden left uppercut and Dorkness 3 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Helvetes throws a roundhouse to the face.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of left combinations to the eye, but fails to score.
+Dorkness 3 stuns Helvetes with a barrage of uppercuts to the eye.
Dorkness 3 lands a well placed right blow to the temple and Helvetes staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Helvetes struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 3 scores with a mean right to the head.
+Helvetes lands a series of commanding combinations to the face.
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+Dorkness 3 smashes Helvetes with a vicious right to the face.
Dorkness 3 lands a devestating left blow to the temple and Helvetes falls to the canvas!!

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Helvetes struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Helvetes jars Dorkness 3 with a flurry of combinations to the face. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
+Helvetes scores with a heavy left to the eye.
+Dorkness 3 nails Helvetes with a flurry of crosses to the head.
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+Helvetes pops Dorkness 3 with a flurry of crosses to the mouth! Dorkness 3 laughs!
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of combinations to the temple, but to no avail.
+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a series of powerful combinations to the chin.
+Helvetes backs up Dorkness 3 with a series of mean punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a flurry of punches to the face. Helvetes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Helvetes lands a wild straight right to the chin.
+Dorkness 3 hits with Helvetes with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
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-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of left uppercuts to the head, but Helvetes escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 31 punches, and Helvetes landed 31 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 68-65


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Helvetes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Helvetes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 3 annoys Helvetes with an illegal rabbit punch! Helvetes is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Helvetes wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Helvetes is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Helvetes 10-9
Round 2: Helvetes 10-9
Round 3: Helvetes 10-9
Round 4: Helvetes 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Helvetes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Helvetes 10-9
Round 2: Helvetes 10-9
Round 3: Helvetes 10-9
Round 4: Helvetes 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Helvetes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Helvetes 10-9
Round 2: Helvetes 10-9
Round 3: Helvetes 10-9
Round 4: Helvetes 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Helvetes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Helvetes wins by a foul!