Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, December 17, 2022In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
+Minute fires a series of punches to the head.
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+Major wakes up the fans with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Major probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Major launches a pair of right punches to the chin, but Minute covers himself well.
-Minute launches a pair of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Minute charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Major lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but misses.
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+Minute jolts Major with a volley of light punches to the face.
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-Major attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Minute stays away from it.
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+Major hits with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
+Minute pops Major with a series of hard punches to the nose.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Minute fires a series of powerful punches to the chest.
-Minute attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 17 of 42 punches, and Capt. Major landed 12 of 31 punches.
Capt. Major won the round 10-9
Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9
Minute doesn't even want to rest!
Major is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Major tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute attacks with a sweeping right to the mouth, but Major covers himself well.
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+Minute smacks Major with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Minute throws a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Minute tattoos Major with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Major beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Major narrowly avoids it
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+Minute hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Minute scores with a jab to the chin!
-Major probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Major lunges with a left jab to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Major probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Minute quickly backs away.
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+Major clocks Minute with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest. Minute sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Major attempts a straight right to the ribs, but to no avail.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 18 of 39 punches, and Capt. Major landed 7 of 30 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Major collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Major attempts a volley of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Major throws a series of left punches to the temple, but Minute escapes.
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-Major tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
-Major charges with a right jab to the chest, but Minute quickly backs away.
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+Minute wallops Major with a series of nice punches to the face. Major quickly recovers.
-Minute tries a flurry of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
-Major attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Minute backs up Major with a left to the chest. Major laughs!
+Minute fires a series of punches to the nose. Major grimaces in pain.
-Minute attempts a series of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Major charges with a jab to the nose, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
-Minute probes with a cross to the head, but misses.
+Minute throws a barrage of punches to the mouth. Minute is raining blows! Major collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Major can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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