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Public Fight Report Match Friday, April 02, 1999 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Joe "Mr. Average" Blow!! In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Laura "half-pint" Ingalls!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Mr. Average clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Half-pint is backpedaling. (using the ring) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... -Mr. Average paws a cross to the chest, but Half-pint steps aside. ... ... ... -Mr. Average attacks with a pair of blows to the chest, but only hits air. ... ... +Mr. Average connects with a flurry of punches to the stomach. ... ... ... ... -Mr. Average lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest, but Half-pint covers himself well. +Half-pint takes charge with a series of light punches to the ribs. ... ... ... ... ... ... +Half-pint jars Mr. Average with a solid jab to the nose. +Half-pint throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... +Half-pint drills Mr. Average with a barrage of punches to the ribs!! ... BELL According to the commentator: Joe "Mr. Average" Blow landed 9 of 24 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 19 of 23 punches. Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9 Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 10-9 Mr. Average doesn't want to stop fighting! Half-pint doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Mr. Average clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Half-pint is backpedaling. (using the ring) ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Mr. Average annoys Half-pint with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Half-pint sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" ... -Mr. Average throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Half-pint steps aside and laughs. Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... +Mr. Average solidly lands a volley of stinging shots to the solar plexus. ... ... -Mr. Average throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Half-pint ducks just in time. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Half-pint grazes Mr. Average with a pair of punches to the stomach. ... -Half-pint throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective. ... ... ... ... ... +Half-pint lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Joe "Mr. Average" Blow landed 10 of 23 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 14 of 23 punches. Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9 Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 20-18 Mr. Average doesn't want to stop fighting! Half-pint doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 3 Mr. Average clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Half-pint is backpedaling. (using the ring) ... ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Half-pint tags Mr. Average with a pair of quick blows to the ribs. ... ... ... ... +Mr. Average catches Half-pint with a flurry of punches to the stomach. ... ... ... -Mr. Average throws a series of right blows to the stomach, but he's too slow. ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... -Mr. Average lunges with a right to the solar plexus, but Half-pint narrowly avoids it Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. -Mr. Average lashes out with a cross to the ribs, but is ineffective. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Half-pint takes charge with a series of loud punches to the chest. ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Joe "Mr. Average" Blow landed 10 of 25 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 11 of 24 punches. Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9 Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 30-27 Mr. Average doesn't even want to rest! Half-pint doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 4 Mr. Average clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Half-pint is backpedaling. (using the ring) ... ... -Mr. Average lunges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide. ... ... +Half-pint punches Mr. Average with a pair of loud blows to the head!! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Half-pint throws a barrage of vicious punches to the face. ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. -Half-pint probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Mr. Average beats a hasty retreat. ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. +Mr. Average hurts Half-pint with a series of wild punches to the chest. Half-pint beats a hasty retreat. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. -Mr. Average launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Half-pint steps aside. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Joe "Mr. Average" Blow landed 9 of 24 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 13 of 21 punches. Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9 Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 40-36 Mr. Average doesn't even want to rest! Half-pint doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 5 Mr. Average clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring) -Half-pint tries a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance. ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... +Half-pint lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. ... ... +Mr. Average belts Half-pint with a series of shots to the ribs. ... ... ... ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Mr. Average hammers Half-pint with a flurry of shots to the ribs. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Half-pint wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the stomach. ... ... -Mr. Average probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but goes wide. +Half-pint lashes out with a stinging hook to the chest. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... BELL According to the commentator: Joe "Mr. Average" Blow landed 10 of 22 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 17 of 25 punches. Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9 Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 50-45 Mr. Average doesn't even want to rest! Half-pint remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 6 Mr. Average clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring) ... +Half-pint attacks with a jab to the stomach. ... ... ... ... ... -Half-pint launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short. ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -Mr. Average paws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective. +Half-pint nails Mr. Average with a series of punches to the stomach! +Mr. Average annoys Half-pint with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus. ... ... ... ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Mr. Average lashes out with a series of right blows to the chest, but Half-pint escapes. ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Half-pint takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chest. ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Joe "Mr. Average" Blow landed 9 of 23 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 14 of 23 punches. Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9 Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 60-54 Mr. Average remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Half-pint remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 7 Mr. Average clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring) ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Half-pint shakes Mr. Average with a pair of punches to the ribs. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Half-pint paws a cross to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively. +Mr. Average pummels Half-pint with a flurry of punches to the chest. Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -Mr. Average lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but loses his balance. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Half-pint tries to attack, but Mr. Average hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Half-pint pummels Mr. Average with a pair of punches to the ribs. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Half-pint throws a pair of commanding punches to the chest. ... ... ... ... -Mr. Average tries to land a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Half-pint steps aside. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Joe "Mr. Average" Blow landed 9 of 22 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 17 of 22 punches. Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9 Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 70-63 Mr. Average remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Half-pint grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. ROUND 8 Mr. Average fights inside. (inside) Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring) +Half-pint annoys Mr. Average with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus!! Mr. Average sneers "Is that the best you can do?" ... ... ... ... -Mr. Average launches a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses completely. +Half-pint slams Mr. Average with a barrage of off balance blows to the stomach. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Half-pint tries a pair of punches to the chest, but only hits air. +Half-pint attacks with a volley of mean punches to the chest. +Mr. Average pokes Half-pint with a pair of punches to the chest. +Mr. Average belts Half-pint with a series of off balance punches to the stomach. -Mr. Average throws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but falls short. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Mr. Average launches a pair of right blows to the stomach, but loses his balance. ... BELL According to the commentator: Joe "Mr. Average" Blow landed 12 of 32 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 17 of 23 punches. Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9 Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 80-72 Mr. Average remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Half-pint grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. ROUND 9 Mr. Average fights inside. (inside) Half-pint is using the ring. (using the ring) -Mr. Average probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Half-pint takes it in the forearms. ... ... ... ... ... -Mr. Average paws a uppercut to the chest, but Half-pint quickly backs away. ... ... ... ... ... +Half-pint stuns Mr. Average with a pair of solid punches to the ribs. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Mr. Average tags Half-pint with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Half-pint grimaces in pain. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Half-pint drills Mr. Average with a series of punches to the stomach. ... +Mr. Average annoys Half-pint with a vicious straight right to the solar plexus. +Half-pint hits with a volley of wild punches to the stomach. ... -Mr. Average fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air. ... ... -Mr. Average tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide. ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Joe "Mr. Average" Blow landed 12 of 33 punches, and Laura "half-pint" Ingalls landed 17 of 23 punches. Laura "half-pint" Ingalls won the round 10-9 Laura "half-pint" Ingalls is winning the fight 90-81 Mr. Average grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. Half-pint grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. ROUND 10 Mr. Average is a raging bull!. (all-out) Half-pint stays outside and uses his jab. +Mr. Average hits Half-pint with a flurry of punches to the head. +Mr. Average pokes Half-pint with a right to the chin! Mr. Average lands a mighty right haymaker and Half-pint staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Half-pint struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Half-pint grazes Mr. Average with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Mr. Average hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Half-pint lands a lightning blow to the head and Mr. Average staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Mr. Average struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... +Half-pint hits with a pair of blows to the nose. Mr. Average laughs! Half-pint lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Mr. Average is knocked down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Mr. Average struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... -Mr. Average charges with a series of uppercuts to the head, but to no avail. -Mr. Average paws a flurry of left shots to the head, but Half-pint narrowly avoids it -Mr. Average tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail. +Half-pint pokes Mr. Average with a barrage of glancing uppercuts to the temple. +Half-pint hits Mr. Average with a heavy punch to the mouth. Mr. Average laughs! +Half-pint smashes Mr. Average with a volley of crosses to the nose. Mr. Average laughs! Half-pint lands a powerful left smash to the jaw and Mr. Average hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Laura "half-pint" Ingalls wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Mr. Average looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. Half-pint is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth. Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 2: A 10-10 tie. Round 3: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 4: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 5: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 6: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 7: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 8: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 9: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 2: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 3: Joe "Mr. Average" Blow 10-9 Round 4: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 5: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 6: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 7: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 8: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 9: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 2: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 3: Joe "Mr. Average" Blow 10-9 Round 4: A 10-10 tie. Round 5: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 6: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 7: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 8: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Round 9: Laura "half-pint" Ingalls 10-9 Laura "half-pint" Ingalls wins by a knockout!