Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Ben Garge defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Thursday, December 8, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Ben Garge!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Garge is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Tutu!! lands a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! belts Garge with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! backs up Garge with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Garge lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
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+Tutu!! rocks Garge with a commanding jab to the solar plexus.
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-Garge probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Tutu!! fires a pair of furious shots to the chest.
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-Garge probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu!! takes charge with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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+Garge fires a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Garge tries a series of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Ben Garge landed 6 of 34 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 32 of 32 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9
Garge doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Garge is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Garge annoys Tutu!! with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Garge attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Garge charges with a cross to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Garge probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Tutu!! blocks.
+Garge catches Tutu!! with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
-Garge tries to land a flurry of right punches to the face, but misses.
+Tutu!! strikes with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs. Garge sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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-Garge throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu!! stuns Garge with a commanding left to the ribs!
+Tutu!! lands a mean jab to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Ben Garge landed 11 of 41 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 21 of 25 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-18
Garge doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu!! receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 3
Garge is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Garge jolts Tutu!! with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Garge charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
+Garge lands a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
+Garge lashes out with a volley of punches to the face. Garge strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Tutu!! collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Ben Garge wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Garge doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu!! can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Ben Garge wins by a technical knockout!
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