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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Helvetes by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Tuesday, November 29, 2022

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Helvetes!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Helvetes throws a pair of quick shots to the temple. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Helvetes lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs!
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+Helvetes connects with a pair of heavy punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
+Helvetes solidly lands a heavy jab to the temple!!
+Helvetes hits with a barrage of shots to the temple.
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+Helvetes pummels Dorkness 3 with a barrage of blows to the temple!
-Dorkness 3 tries a uppercut to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 fires a cross to the stomach, but is ineffective.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes thumps Dorkness 3 with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 3 throws a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Helvetes landed 39 of 41 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 22 punches.

Helvetes won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 10-9


Helvetes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Helvetes hits with a series of stiff punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Helvetes drills Dorkness 3 with a glancing jab to the stomach.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes tosses a flurry of furious shots to the face! Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a off balance cross to the solar plexus.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Helvetes deftly avoits it.
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+Helvetes throws a pair of punches to the head.
+Dorkness 3 hurts Helvetes with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Helvetes asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Helvetes rocks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Helvetes shakes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Helvetes landed 38 of 38 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Helvetes won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 20-18


Helvetes doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Helvetes quickly backs away.
+Helvetes takes charge with a flurry of nice shots to the ribs. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
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+Helvetes pops Dorkness 3 with a series of solid punches to the nose! Dorkness 3 falls against the ropes!
+Dorkness 3 takes charge with a series of off balance punches to the stomach!
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+Helvetes hits Dorkness 3 with a pair of nice punches to the head.
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+Helvetes whacks Dorkness 3 with a series of loud blows to the jaw! Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes suprises Dorkness 3 with a pair of blows to the stomach.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a series of punches to the stomach, but Helvetes covers himself well.
+Helvetes whacks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 shakes Helvetes with a furious jab to the ribs!
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+Helvetes pummels Dorkness 3 with a pair of commanding blows to the eye. Dorkness 3 falls against the ropes!
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+Helvetes tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach!!
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+Helvetes attacks with a series of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Helvetes landed 40 of 40 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Helvetes won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 30-27


Helvetes doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Helvetes slams Dorkness 3 with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
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+Helvetes fires a volley of quick punches to the chest.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Helvetes stays away from it.
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+Helvetes clocks Dorkness 3 with a light cross to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a right to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Helvetes connects with a series of painful punches to the head!! Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 tags Helvetes with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 pops Helvetes with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes slams Dorkness 3 with a powerful sweeping right to the chest.
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+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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+Helvetes hammers Dorkness 3 with a stinging right to the ribs. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Helvetes landed 36 of 40 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 25 punches.

Helvetes won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 40-36


Helvetes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Helvetes stuns Dorkness 3 with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a uppercut to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Helvetes pummels Dorkness 3 with a series of vicious punches to the chin.
+Helvetes stuns Dorkness 3 with a jab to the jaw.
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+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a barrage of painful shots to the mouth.
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+Helvetes attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Helvetes slams Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Helvetes tattoos Dorkness 3 with a series of mean shots to the eye.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Helvetes deftly avoits it.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 clocks Helvetes with a volley of painful blows to the chest. Helvetes seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Helvetes clocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes pops Dorkness 3 with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 3 pops Helvetes with a right to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a left to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Helvetes landed 38 of 42 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 41 punches.

Helvetes won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 50-45


Helvetes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 3 grazes Helvetes with a pair of off balance shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a left uppercut to the stomach, but Helvetes takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkness 3 launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Helvetes hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 3 pokes Helvetes with a pair of heavy blows to the chest!
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-Helvetes paws a pair of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Helvetes punches Dorkness 3 with a vicious straight right to the jaw.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a sweeping right to the chest, but Helvetes hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Helvetes covers up.
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+Dorkness 3 drills Helvetes with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a flurry of wild punches to the chin!
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes punches Dorkness 3 with a volley of wild punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Helvetes punches Dorkness 3 with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw!
+Helvetes pummels Dorkness 3 with a right to the nose.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Helvetes ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Helvetes landed 30 of 38 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 40 punches.

Helvetes won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 60-54


Helvetes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Helvetes belts Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the stomach! Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Helvetes with a bite to the ear! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of hooks to the face, but Helvetes deftly avoits it.
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+Helvetes tattoos Dorkness 3 with a series of powerful punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
+Helvetes suprises Dorkness 3 with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of quick crosses to the jaw.
Dorkness 3 lands a terrific left punch in the nose and Helvetes is knocked off his feet!!

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Helvetes struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Helvetes jars Dorkness 3 with a commanding jab to the mouth. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 3 smacks Helvetes with a volley of crosses to the head.
Dorkness 3 lands a resounding right haymaker and Helvetes lands flat on his back!!

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Helvetes struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Helvetes scores with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Helvetes blocks.
+Helvetes scores with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
+Helvetes fires a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 3 strikes with a volley of nice blows to the chin.
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+Helvetes punches Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of hooks to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Helvetes catches Dorkness 3 with a strong roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 belts Helvetes with a jab to the nose.
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+Helvetes lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Helvetes landed 39 of 40 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-7

Helvetes is winning the fight 67-64


Helvetes is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

-Dorkness 3 tries a left straight right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Helvetes beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 3 suprises Helvetes with a barrage of mean shots to the ribs. Helvetes asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Helvetes pummels Dorkness 3 with a glancing jab to the face. Dorkness 3 covers up.
+Helvetes shakes Dorkness 3 with a series of off balance punches to the temple!!
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of shots to the ribs, but Helvetes narrowly avoids it
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+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 3 fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Helvetes narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of hard shots to the solar plexus.
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+Helvetes fires a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 3 stuns Helvetes with a strong right to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Helvetes punches Dorkness 3 with a nasty right to the head.
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+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 3 hits Helvetes with a flurry of painful shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 3 takes charge with a quick jab to the ribs.
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+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Helvetes landed 37 of 41 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 20 of 42 punches.

Helvetes won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 77-73


Helvetes is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Helvetes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

+Helvetes pummels Dorkness 3 with a mean straight right to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 suprises Helvetes with a series of hard shots to the nose. Helvetes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Helvetes shakes Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Helvetes with a pair of blows to the temple. Helvetes gets mad!
+Helvetes lashes out with a series of stinging shots to the eye. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 3 hammers Helvetes with a furious uppercut to the mouth. Helvetes doesn't notice.
Dorkness 3 lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Helvetes lands flat on his back!!

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NINE
Helvetes struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a right cross to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Helvetes connects with a pair of mean punches to the face. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
+Helvetes hits with a pair of stiff punches to the head. Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkness 3 smashes Helvetes with a pair of punches to the chin! Helvetes backpedals to his own corner.
+Helvetes hits with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw! Dorkness 3 covers up.
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+Helvetes tosses a flurry of shots to the chin!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Helvetes steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a mean right to the head.
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+Helvetes tosses a volley of light punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 covers up.
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+Helvetes pounds Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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+Helvetes tosses a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
+Helvetes shakes Dorkness 3 with a mean jab to the chin.
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+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a volley of furious punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a pair of shots to the jaw, but Helvetes backs out of it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Helvetes landed 59 of 61 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 23 of 45 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-8

Helvetes is winning the fight 85-83


Helvetes is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Helvetes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Helvetes hides behind his gloves.
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+Helvetes attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
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+Helvetes lands a volley of punches to the eye.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes slams Dorkness 3 with a quick right to the face.
-Helvetes tries a left to the nose, but Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 3 rocks Helvetes with a volley of wild punches to the chest!
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Helvetes throws a left uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Helvetes hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Helvetes smashes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a glancing right to the solar plexus. Helvetes laughs!
-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of right shots to the chest, but Helvetes leaps aside.
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-Helvetes probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but misses.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 3 punches Helvetes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Helvetes ducks.
-Helvetes tries a volley of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 3 backs out of it.
-Helvetes attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Helvetes landed 28 of 52 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 20 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Helvetes is winning the fight 94-93


Helvetes is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Helvetes moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Helvetes attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth!! Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
-Helvetes charges with a cross to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 wallops Helvetes with a hook to the solar plexus.
+Helvetes pummels Dorkness 3 with a volley of blows to the chin.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 3 jolts Helvetes with a flurry of strong shots to the solar plexus!! Helvetes quickly recovers.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Helvetes tattoos Dorkness 3 with a left to the eye.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Helvetes tosses a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
-Helvetes throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 3 rocks Helvetes with a series of mean punches to the chest. Helvetes doesn't notice.
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-Helvetes probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Dorkness 3 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a barrage of loud shots to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs!!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Helvetes wallops Dorkness 3 with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
-Helvetes fires a left jab to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Helvetes ducks just in time.
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+Helvetes throws a flurry of nice punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Helvetes narrowly avoids it
-Helvetes attacks with a left to the temple, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
+Helvetes hits with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Helvetes probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Helvetes attacks with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Helvetes landed 38 of 95 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 24 of 40 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Helvetes looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Helvetes moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

+Dorkness 3 catches Helvetes with a hook to the nose. Helvetes backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 3 lands a vicious right haymaker and Helvetes is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Helvetes receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The doctor won't let Helvetes continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 3 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Helvetes 10-9
Round 2: Helvetes 10-9
Round 3: Helvetes 10-9
Round 4: Helvetes 10-9
Round 5: Helvetes 10-9
Round 6: Helvetes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-7
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Helvetes 10-9
Round 2: Helvetes 10-9
Round 3: Helvetes 10-9
Round 4: Helvetes 10-9
Round 5: Helvetes 10-9
Round 6: Helvetes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-7
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Helvetes 10-9
Round 2: Helvetes 10-9
Round 3: Helvetes 10-9
Round 4: Helvetes 10-9
Round 5: Helvetes 10-9
Round 6: Helvetes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-7
Round 8: Helvetes 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a knockout!