Public Fight Report
    
        
            (Featherweight) Golden Dork V defeated Dummy Load V by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, November 9, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Golden Dork V!! 
 
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Dummy Load V!! 
 
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. 
 ROUND 1
  
Dork V is using the ring. (using the ring) 
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring) 
 
+Load V punches Dork V with a flurry of punches to the nose.   Dork V sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" 
+Dork V thumps Load V with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.   Load V is hurt! 
+Dork V lashes out with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.   
+ The fighters swap shots to the face.   
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+Load V scores with a flurry of blows to the nose.   
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+Dork V punches Load V with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.   
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+Load V rocks Dork V with a series of hard punches to the nose.   
Load V lands a devestating right blow to the temple and Dork V bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! 
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Dork V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. 
+Load V suprises Dork V with a flurry of punches to the chin.   
+Load V attacks with a mean jab to the face.   
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+Dork V nails Load V with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.   
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+Dork V smashes Load V with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.   Load V grimaces in pain. 
+Dork V nails Load V with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.   
+Dork V jolts Load V with a flurry of painful punches to the chest!   Load V falls against the ropes! 
+Load V fires a painful jab to the temple.   
Load V lands a bone crushing right haymaker and Dork V collapses!! 
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Dork V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. 
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+Dork V whacks Load V with a series of light punches to the chest.   Load V gets mad! 
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+Load V smashes Dork V with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin.   
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+Dork V thumps Load V with a pair of shots to the ribs!   Load V backpedals to his own corner. 
Dork V lands a tremendous blow to the head and Load V goes down!! 
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Load V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. 
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+Load V pokes Dork V with a mean right to the face.   Dork V sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" 
+Dork V fires a powerful straight right to the ribs.   
Dork V lands a blood spattering left uppercut and Load V's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! 
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Load V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. 
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+Dork V tags Load V with a volley of solid shots to the solar plexus.   
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+Dork V throws a volley of mean punches to the chest.   Load V falls against the ropes! 
Dork V lands a quick right cross to the jaw and Load V staggers.  He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! 
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 He's Out! 
Golden Dork V wins by a Knock Out!! 
 
BELL 
Dork V receives medical attention from his trainer. 
 
Load V can't remember which corner is his. 
 
  
 
 
Golden Dork V wins by a knockout!
 
  
         
        
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