Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Nolan Nadelson AAA by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Thursday, November 3, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Nolan Nadelson AAA!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Nolan connects with a mean jab to the eye. Tutu! is hurt!
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+Tutu! annoys Nolan with a jab to the ribs.
+Nolan shakes Tutu! with a flurry of strong punches to the head!!
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-Nolan paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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-Nolan probes with a right jab to the face, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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-Nolan throws a series of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Nolan grazes Tutu! with a nice jab to the face!!
+Nolan wakes up the fans with a powerful jab to the head.
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+Tutu! pops Nolan with a volley of blows to the stomach!! Nolan ignores it. Tutu! attacks like a wild man! Nolan is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tutu! collapses limply onto his stool.
Nolan can't remember which corner is his.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by a technical knockout!
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