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Public Fight Report Match Thursday, April 01, 1999 In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 190 pounds (86 kilograms) is Mike "Dopey Dad" Worden!! In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 180 pounds (82 kilograms) is Smackdown!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Dopey Dad is using the ring. (using the ring) Smackdown comes out fighting. ... ... -Smackdown tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but is ineffective. +Smackdown attacks with a series of loud shots to the mouth. +Dopey Dad punches Smackdown with a barrage of punches to the jaw. +Smackdown drills Dopey Dad with a pair of glancing punches to the chin. Dopey Dad seems wobbly! Smackdown lands a thundering right haymaker and Dopey Dad collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Dopey Dad struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dopey Dad pummels Smackdown with a jab to the ribs. ... +Dopey Dad fires a flurry of painful punches to the nose. ... -Smackdown attempts a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Dopey Dad hides behind his gloves. +Dopey Dad solidly lands a pair of stiff punches to the jaw. ... -Smackdown probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Dopey Dad covers himself well. +Smackdown hits with a flurry of powerful shots to the nose. Smackdown lands a beautiful left blow to the head and Dopey Dad lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Dopey Dad struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dopey Dad pops Smackdown with a volley of punches to the jaw. +Dopey Dad connects with a flurry of punches to the chest. -Smackdown tries a barrage of punches to the face, but Dopey Dad ties him up. +Smackdown wakes up the fans with a volley of stiff punches to the nose. +Smackdown catches Dopey Dad with a volley of loud punches to the mouth. ... +Dopey Dad rocks Smackdown with a series of stiff punches to the temple. +Dopey Dad punches Smackdown with a hard cross to the chest. ... ... +Dopey Dad hits Smackdown with a pair of strong punches to the chin! ... ... +Dopey Dad tags Smackdown with a volley of off balance punches to the temple. Smackdown ignores it. -Smackdown charges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance. +Dopey Dad wallops Smackdown with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Smackdown hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Dopey Dad lands a powerful blow to the head and Smackdown hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Smackdown struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Smackdown jolts Dopey Dad with a barrage of punches to the head. Smackdown lands a resounding smash to the jaw and Dopey Dad goes down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Smackdown wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dopey Dad receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. Smackdown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Smackdown wins by a knockout!