Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Blahblahcorn Basher defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, October 31, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Blahblahcorn Basher!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Basher grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of punches to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a terrific haymaker and Basher falls to the canvas!!
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Basher struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Basher tags Dorkness 1 with a series of hard blows to the chin. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
Basher lands a blood spattering uppercut and Dorkness 1 is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
Blahblahcorn Basher wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Basher remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Blahblahcorn Basher wins by a knockout!
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