Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Blunt Force Trauma Drama defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Tuesday, October 4, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 116 pounds (53 kilograms) is Blunt Force Trauma Drama!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drama clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drama hits Dorkness 3 with a mean hook to the chin!
Drama lands a slow motion haymaker and Dorkness 3 lands flat on his back!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Drama lashes out with a volley of powerful punches to the face.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
+Dorkness 3 annoys Drama with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Drama smashes Dorkness 3 with a flurry of heavy blows to the jaw!
+Dorkness 3 connects with a pair of vicious blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Drama attacks with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a series of commanding shots to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 26 punches, and Blunt Force Trauma Drama landed 13 of 24 punches.
Blunt Force Trauma Drama won the round 10-8
Blunt Force Trauma Drama is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Drama doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drama clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 shakes Drama with a flurry of painful blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Drama with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a right uppercut to the chest, but Drama blocks.
Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drama belts Dorkness 3 with a series of blows to the face.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 hits Drama with a volley of furious punches to the ribs. Drama retreats to the far corner.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drama catches Dorkness 3 with a volley of blows to the chin.
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+Drama lands a barrage of shots to the face.
Drama lands a quick punch in the nose and Dorkness 3 goes down!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 23 punches, and Blunt Force Trauma Drama landed 13 of 26 punches.
Blunt Force Trauma Drama won the round 10-8
Blunt Force Trauma Drama is winning the fight 20-16
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Drama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drama clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Drama tattoos Dorkness 3 with a loud sweeping right to the head!
Drama lands a tremendous left uppercut and Dorkness 3 goes over backwards!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Drama slams Dorkness 3 with a volley of furious punches to the temple! Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
-Drama charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 3 covers himself well.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 throws a left to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Drama grimaces in pain.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Drama with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 tags Drama with a pair of punches to the chest.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Drama covers himself well.
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+Drama rocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of painful shots to the chin. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Drama fires a series of left shots to the temple, but Dorkness 3 leaps aside.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Blunt Force Trauma Drama landed 13 of 26 punches.
Blunt Force Trauma Drama won the round 10-8
Blunt Force Trauma Drama is winning the fight 30-24
Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Drama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drama clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drama lands a pair of shots to the face.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drama hurts Dorkness 3 with a series of stinging shots to the chin.
Drama lands a resounding cross to the jaw and Dorkness 3 is knocked off his feet!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Drama hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Drama quickly backs away.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Drama probes with a series of right shots to the temple, but Dorkness 3 ducks just in time.
+Drama solidly lands a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 3 hits Drama with a series of shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 26 punches, and Blunt Force Trauma Drama landed 12 of 24 punches.
Blunt Force Trauma Drama won the round 10-8
Blunt Force Trauma Drama is winning the fight 40-32
Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Drama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drama clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drama tags Dorkness 3 with a barrage of painful blows to the face.
Drama lands a blood spattering right blow to the temple and Dorkness 3 is knocked off his feet!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 stuns Drama with a glancing uppercut to the stomach! Drama falls against the ropes!
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Drama tags Dorkness 3 with a stinging roundhouse to the jaw.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drama lands a pair of punches to the eye!
Drama lands a thundering right blow to the head and Dorkness 3 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Drama wakes up the fans with a volley of mean blows to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 whacks Drama with a roundhouse to the ribs. Drama sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Drama hits with a volley of blows to the chin. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Drama beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 3 scores with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Drama with a series of glancing blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a series of stinging shots to the stomach!
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+Dorkness 3 staggers Drama with a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 21 of 42 punches, and Blunt Force Trauma Drama landed 17 of 33 punches.
Blunt Force Trauma Drama won the round 10-7
Blunt Force Trauma Drama is winning the fight 50-39
Dorkness 3 is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Drama is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drama clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Drama probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Dorkness 3 quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Drama ignores it.
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+Dorkness 3 wallops Drama with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Drama sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkness 3 whacks Drama with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a volley of shots to the chest.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Drama throws a left to the mouth, but Dorkness 3 ducks.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a flurry of light punches to the ribs. Drama beats a hasty retreat.
Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drama punches Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Drama lands a sudden left punch in the nose and Dorkness 3 falls to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Drama blocks.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Drama narrowly avoids it
+Drama wakes up the fans with a wild hook to the nose.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Drama paws a uppercut to the face, but fails to score.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Drama staggers Dorkness 3 with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 21 of 40 punches, and Blunt Force Trauma Drama landed 17 of 32 punches.
Blunt Force Trauma Drama won the round 10-8
Blunt Force Trauma Drama is winning the fight 60-47
Dorkness 3 is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Drama is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Drama clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a left right to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a volley of loud punches to the temple.
+Drama hits Dorkness 3 with a flurry of shots to the eye.
Drama lands a bone crushing left uppercut and Dorkness 3 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Drama tags Dorkness 3 with a barrage of loud blows to the head.
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+Drama punches Dorkness 3 with a volley of blows to the temple.
+Dorkness 3 tosses Drama with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drama hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 connects with a pair of hooks to the chin.
Dorkness 3 lands a lightning blow to the head and Drama goes over backwards!!
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Drama struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Drama hits Dorkness 3 with a series of crosses to the chin.
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+Drama takes charge with a pair of punches to the face.
Drama lands a thundering haymaker and Dorkness 3 is flattened!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Blunt Force Trauma Drama wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 3 can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.
Drama collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 3 continue the fight! Blunt Force Trauma Drama wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Round 2: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Round 3: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Round 4: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Round 5: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-7
Round 6: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Round 2: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Round 3: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Round 4: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Round 5: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-7
Round 6: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Round 2: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Round 3: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Round 4: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Round 5: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-7
Round 6: Blunt Force Trauma Drama 10-8
Blunt Force Trauma Drama wins by a knockout!
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