Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Monday, August 29, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 punches Patrick with a barrage of powerful combinations to the head. Patrick backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 1 lands a sudden right smash to the jaw and Patrick falls senseless!!
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NINE
Patrick struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 1 throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Patrick stays away from it.
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+Patrick hits Dorkness 1 with a jab to the mouth.
Patrick lands a mighty blow to the head and Dorkness 1 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Patrick probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Patrick hurts Dorkness 1 with a pair of stiff punches to the nose! Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a pair of nice punches to the chin.
-Patrick throws a right jab to the temple, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
+Patrick attacks with a series of quick punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of furious combinations to the jaw. Patrick gets mad!
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful right haymaker and Patrick goes over backwards!!
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Patrick struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Patrick annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the mouth!! Dorkness 1 gets mad!
+Patrick tattoos Dorkness 1 with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Patrick jolts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a left straight right to the jaw, but Patrick covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Patrick with a pair of glancing combinations to the nose. Patrick gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 hits Patrick with an illegal rabbit punch! Boo! Boo!
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of combinations to the eye, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a barrage of hard punches to the temple. Patrick falls against the ropes!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 21 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Patrick doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Patrick wallops Dorkness 1 with a volley of quick punches to the head. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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-Patrick throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Patrick whacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of heavy combinations to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a left straight right to the chest, but misses.
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+Patrick pops Dorkness 1 with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth!!
Patrick lands a ferocious left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 lands flat on his back!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Patrick staggers Dorkness 1 with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Patrick hits Dorkness 1 with a series of vicious punches to the jaw!
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+Patrick stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the face!
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-Patrick lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Patrick throws a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Patrick takes charge with a series of solid punches to the head. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a pair of solid combinations to the chest. Patrick doesn't notice.
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+Patrick connects with a volley of powerful punches to the face!
+Dorkness 1 tags Patrick with a pair of nasty blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 40 of 59 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 23 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-8
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 19-18
Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 3
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Patrick covers himself well.
+Patrick tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Patrick hits with a glancing sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Patrick throws a series of light punches to the ribs.
Patrick lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but Patrick quickly backs away.
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+Patrick connects with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Patrick annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus. Patrick attacks like a wild man! Dorkness 1 falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-8
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-8
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a technical knockout!
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