Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated ZiggyStraw by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, August 15, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is ZiggyStraw!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Ziggystraw is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Ziggystraw falls to the canvas!!
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Ziggystraw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Ziggystraw launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Ziggystraw with a pair of quick combinations to the temple!!
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious left blow to the head and Ziggystraw collapses!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Ziggystraw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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