Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, May 9, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dine&dash smacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of heavy combinations to the head.
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+Dine&dash takes charge with a barrage of nice blows to the head.
Dine&dash lands a powerful left haymaker and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 lands Dine&dash with a low blow! That was totally uncalled for!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dine&dash throws a hook to the temple, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 1 shakes Dine&dash with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw!
-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Dine&dash hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 1 backs up Dine&dash with a series of combinations to the temple.
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+Dine&dash backs up Dorkness 1 with a low blow! The Ref mus be blind!
+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of left combinations to the face, but Dine&dash beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dine&dash throws a heavy left to the mouth.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Dine&dash with a pair of glancing combinations to the mouth.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a quick right hook and Dine&dash falls senseless!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of combinations to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a blood spattering haymaker and Dine&dash's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 punches Dine&dash with a barrage of combinations to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a quick smash to the jaw and Dine&dash lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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