Currently Online:

Public Fight Report Match Monday, May 2, 2022 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring) -Dorkness 1 probes with a left to the chin, but Dwarf stays away from it. +Dorkness 1 hits Dwarf with a pair of mean combinations to the jaw. ... +Dorkness 1 drills Dwarf with a flurry of combinations to the head. Dorkness 1 lands a quick left uppercut and Dwarf staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer. Dwarf can't remember which corner is his. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!