Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Post It Note defeated Yezus by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, April 23, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 300 pounds (136 kilograms) is Yezus!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Post It Note!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Yezus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Post tosses a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Yezus annoys Post with a pair of punches to the jaw. Post hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Post scores with a commanding jab to the solar plexus. Yezus laughs!
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yezus solidly lands a series of loud punches to the eye.
Yezus lands a sudden uppercut and Post lands flat on his back!!
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Post struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Yezus probes with a barrage of right shots to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Post paws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Yezus lashes out with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Post hides behind his gloves.
-Yezus launches a left straight right to the mouth, but Post ducks just in time.
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post fires a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Yezus sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yezus landed 7 of 24 punches, and Post It Note landed 12 of 24 punches.
Yezus won the round 10-8
Yezus is winning the fight 10-8
Yezus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Post doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Yezus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Post tries a straight right to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Yezus launches a left left to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Post annoys Yezus with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus!! Yezus retreats to the far corner.
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post solidly lands a series of shots to the ribs. Yezus asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Yezus paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Post deftly avoits it.
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+Post pounds Yezus with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus! Yezus doesn't seem bothered.
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yezus landed 5 of 22 punches, and Post It Note landed 11 of 24 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Yezus is winning the fight 20-18
Yezus looks exhausted.
Post remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Yezus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post tosses a pair of punches to the face. Yezus grimaces in pain.
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
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Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Yezus attacks with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Yezus probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Post ties him up.
-Yezus attacks with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Post steps aside and laughs.
+Post wallops Yezus with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Post strikes at will! Yezus starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Post It Note wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Yezus can't remember which corner is his.
Post grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yezus 10-8
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yezus 10-8
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yezus 10-8
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Post It Note wins by a technical knockout!
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