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Public Fight Report Match Monday, February 14, 2022 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out) ... +Straw backs up Balink with a flurry of loud combinations to the face. Straw lands a thundering left cross to the jaw and Balink goes over backwards!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw can't remember which corner is his. Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!