Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, December 11, 2021In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Rubenesque charges with a flurry of left shots to the head, but to no avail.
+Rubenesque annoys Boom I with a series of punches to the head.
Rubenesque lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Boom I is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I suprises Rubenesque with a roundhouse to the temple.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I throws a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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+Rubenesque wallops Boom I with a hook to the jaw.
+Boom I connects with a barrage of loud shots to the mouth.
+Boom I hurts Rubenesque with a volley of nasty shots to the temple.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
Rubenesque tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I solidly lands a pair of heavy blows to the face.
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+Boom I hammers Rubenesque with a hook to the jaw.
Boom I lands a well placed blow to the head and Rubenesque falls to the canvas!!
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Rubenesque struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Rubenesque takes charge with a volley of shots to the nose. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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Rubenesque tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I stuns Rubenesque with a volley of shots to the temple!!
Boom I lands a ferocious right blow to the temple and Rubenesque is knocked down!!
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Rubenesque struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rubenesque hits with a series of painful blows to the jaw. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Rubenesque lands a tremendous punch in the nose and Boom I goes down!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Rubenesque tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rubenesque suprises Boom I with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Boom I hits with a pair of shots to the head!! Rubenesque backpedals to his own corner.
Boom I lands a brutal left smash to the jaw and Rubenesque's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Rubenesque is obviously tired. He has a broken nose.
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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