Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP defeated Straw Dork Boom II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Monday, August 30, 2021In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Patrick throws a pair of left punches to the head, but Straw leaps aside.
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-Straw attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Patrick jolts Straw with a volley of strong punches to the mouth. Straw seems wobbly!
+Patrick jars Straw with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
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-Patrick throws a series of punches to the head, but Straw ducks just in time.
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+Patrick lands a volley of powerful punches to the nose!
+Straw tosses a pair of strong punches to the stomach. Patrick gets mad!
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+Straw clocks Patrick with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 15 of 30 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 22 punches.
Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9
Patrick doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Straw attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Patrick launches a flurry of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick fires a powerful roundhouse to the eye. Straw laughs!
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-Straw probes with a right jab to the ribs, but Patrick steps aside.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits Patrick with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Patrick lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick hits with a pair of wild punches to the chin.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick scores with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
-Straw charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Patrick leaps aside.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 32 of 53 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 9 of 25 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.
Straw looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Patrick takes charge with a stinging jab to the stomach. Straw grimaces in pain.
-Straw tries a series of punches to the chest, but Patrick ducks just in time.
+Patrick fires a stinging hook to the solar plexus.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw tosses a pair of vicious punches to the stomach. Patrick falls against the ropes!
+Patrick lashes out with a series of vicious shots to the mouth. Straw retreats to the far corner.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lunges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick hammers Straw with a pair of shots to the jaw.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick tosses a barrage of punches to the head. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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+Patrick fires a flurry of nice punches to the eye!
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+Patrick wallops Straw with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Patrick launches a volley of left punches to the nose, but Straw quickly backs away.
+Patrick throws a pair of blows to the temple. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Patrick throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Patrick throws a series of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Patrick smacks Straw with a barrage of quick punches to the eye.
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+Patrick strikes with a hard sweeping right to the chest.
-Patrick throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Straw narrowly avoids it
-Straw attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Patrick deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 52 of 75 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 7 of 23 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 29-28
Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 4
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Straw probes with a right to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Patrick covers himself well.
-Straw probes with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Patrick thumps Straw with a barrage of light punches to the chest. Patrick is raining blows! Straw begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a technical knockout!
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