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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, August 28, 2021

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Major probes with a right to the nose, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute tries to land a jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Major lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Minute hits Major with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Major hits with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Major lunges with a left sweeping right to the head, but only hits air.
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+Minute tosses a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Minute throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Major leaps aside.
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+Major hurts Minute with a pair of nice punches to the jaw. Minute sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Minute lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Minute tries a series of left punches to the eye, but Major escapes.
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-Major probes with a jab to the face, but Minute ducks.
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+Minute tags Major with a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 17 of 38 punches, and Capt. Major landed 10 of 31 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Major attempts a roundhouse to the ribs, but Minute backs out of it.
-Minute tries a flurry of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Major probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Minute narrowly avoids it
-Major throws a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Major deftly avoits it.
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+Minute rocks Major with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Major takes charge with a barrage of furious blows to the ribs!
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-Minute attempts a jab to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Major probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Minute quickly backs away.
-Major charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Major takes it in the forearms.
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-Major throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+Minute hits Major with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 21 of 36 punches, and Capt. Major landed 7 of 33 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Major attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-Minute throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Major deftly avoits it.
+Major tattoos Minute with a volley of light punches to the face.
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-Major attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute lands a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Minute whacks Major with a barrage of punches to the head. Minute is raining blows! Major begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Major can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!