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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated ."Frankie". by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Wednesday, July 28, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is ."Frankie".!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Frankie covers up.

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Frankie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Frankie escapes.
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Frankie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Frankie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 4 pummels Frankie with a series of shots to the solar plexus. Frankie doesn't seem bothered.
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+Frankie lands a pair of powerful shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 25 punches, and ."Frankie". landed 7 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Frankie doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Frankie covers up.

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-Dorkness 4 throws a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Frankie stays away from it.
-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Frankie ducks just in time.
Frankie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of solid blows to the chest!
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-Dorkness 4 throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Frankie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Frankie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Frankie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Frankie hits Dorkness 4 with a volley of blows to the temple. Dorkness 4 covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 8 of 25 punches, and ."Frankie". landed 7 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Frankie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Frankie covers up.

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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 4 paws a uppercut to the chest, but Frankie narrowly avoids it
Frankie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Frankie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Frankie ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 4 thumps Frankie with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Frankie retreats to the far corner.
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Frankie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Frankie belts Dorkness 4 with a volley of heavy shots to the mouth. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 24 punches, and ."Frankie". landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Frankie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Frankie covers up.

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Frankie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 paws a uppercut to the chest, but Frankie blocks.
+Frankie pounds Dorkness 4 with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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Frankie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Frankie with a pair of furious blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a hook to the stomach, but Frankie leaps aside.
Frankie tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 9 of 25 punches, and ."Frankie". landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Frankie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Frankie covers up.

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+Dorkness 4 annoys Frankie with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a furious uppercut to the ribs. Frankie doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Frankie belts Dorkness 4 with a flurry of strong blows to the mouth! Dorkness 4 is hurt!
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+Dorkness 4 hits Frankie with a volley of glancing blows to the chest. Frankie laughs!
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-Dorkness 4 launches a series of right blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of left shots to the stomach, but Frankie escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 44 punches, and ."Frankie". landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Frankie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Frankie covers up.

+Dorkness 4 shakes Frankie with a series of powerful blows to the stomach. Frankie seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Frankie steps aside.
-Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 4 fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Frankie lands a pair of blows to the head.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Frankie with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 4 smacks Frankie with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 41 punches, and ."Frankie". landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Frankie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Frankie covers up.

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+Dorkness 4 connects with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Frankie with a furious hook to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Frankie backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 4 tags Frankie with a barrage of shots to the chest.
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Frankie punches Dorkness 4 with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 40 punches, and ."Frankie". landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Frankie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Frankie covers up.

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-Dorkness 4 tries a volley of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
+Frankie hits with a volley of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 4 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Frankie with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs. Frankie ignores it.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of right shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but Frankie beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Frankie ducks.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Frankie with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Frankie ducks.
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 40 punches, and ."Frankie". landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 80-72


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Frankie is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Frankie covers up.

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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Frankie steps aside.
-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Frankie steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 4 launches a flurry of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Frankie punches Dorkness 4 with a uppercut to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a volley of right blows to the chest, but Frankie escapes.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a volley of right blows to the chest, but Frankie quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 4 takes charge with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 42 punches, and ."Frankie". landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 90-81


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Frankie is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Frankie covers up.

-Dorkness 4 launches a barrage of shots to the chest, but Frankie steps aside.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a left uppercut to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Frankie stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a hook to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Frankie narrowly avoids it
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+Frankie jars Dorkness 4 with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 4 stuns Frankie with a vicious uppercut to the ribs. Frankie laughs!
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of light shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 40 punches, and ."Frankie". landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 100-90


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Frankie is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Frankie covers up.

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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a uppercut to the stomach, but Frankie ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Frankie ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 4 pops Frankie with a heavy left to the chest.
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+Frankie annoys Dorkness 4 with a flurry of furious shots to the temple.
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+Dorkness 4 smacks Frankie with a loud cross to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 wallops Frankie with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 41 punches, and ."Frankie". landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 110-99


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Frankie is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Frankie covers up.

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+Dorkness 4 throws a volley of stiff shots to the temple.
+Dorkness 4 attacks with a blow to the eye.
-Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of left hooks to the temple, but Frankie hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a pair of loud roundhouses to the chin.
Dorkness 4 lands a tremendous hook and Frankie is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Frankie looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!