Public Fight Report
(Light-Heavyweight) LH Dork Boom I defeated BOT-206361 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Friday, July 9, 2021In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is LH Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is BOT-206361!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-206361 comes out fighting.
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+Bot-206361 throws a barrage of strong shots to the solar plexus. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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+Boom I grazes Bot-206361 with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-206361 hits Boom I with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus!
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-Boom I lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Bot-206361 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I backs up Bot-206361 with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Bot-206361 takes it in the forearms.
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Bot-206361 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-206361 throws a cross to the ribs. Boom I seems wobbly!
-Bot-206361 fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Bot-206361 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LH Dork Boom I landed 16 of 24 punches, and BOT-206361 landed 17 of 26 punches.
LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
LH Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-206361 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 2
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-206361 comes out fighting.
+Bot-206361 clocks Boom I with a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Bot-206361 lands a barrage of loud shots to the ribs.
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+Boom I lands a barrage of nice shots to the chest.
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+Bot-206361 lands a jab to the stomach.
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Bot-206361 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a cross to the chest, but Bot-206361 backs out of it.
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+Boom I pummels Bot-206361 with a straight right to the stomach.
Bot-206361 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-206361 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-206361 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LH Dork Boom I landed 16 of 25 punches, and BOT-206361 landed 17 of 25 punches.
LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
LH Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-206361 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 3
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-206361 comes out fighting.
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-Bot-206361 fires a left right to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bot-206361 hits Boom I with a pair of shots to the ribs. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
Bot-206361 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-206361 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-206361 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a cross to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Bot-206361 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I rocks Bot-206361 with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Bot-206361 connects with a sweeping right to the stomach! Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Boom I clocks Bot-206361 with a volley of glancing punches to the chest. Bot-206361 retreats to the far corner.
BELL
According to the commentator:
LH Dork Boom I landed 16 of 25 punches, and BOT-206361 landed 14 of 24 punches.
LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
LH Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-27
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-206361 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Bot-206361 comes out fighting.
-Bot-206361 launches a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of right shots to the chest, but Bot-206361 covers himself well.
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+Boom I punches Bot-206361 with a barrage of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I tags Bot-206361 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Boom I hammers Bot-206361 with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Bot-206361 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-206361 lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Bot-206361 hammers Boom I with a barrage of heavy blows to the chest.
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+Bot-206361 pounds Boom I with a jab to the stomach.
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+Bot-206361 jars Boom I with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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+Bot-206361 hits Boom I with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
+Boom I annoys Bot-206361 with a pair of blows to the stomach. Bot-206361 grimaces in pain.
BELL
According to the commentator:
LH Dork Boom I landed 28 of 39 punches, and BOT-206361 landed 25 of 32 punches.
LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
LH Dork Boom I is winning the fight 40-36
Boom I is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.
Bot-206361 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Bot-206361 comes out fighting.
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-Boom I charges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I fires a series of wild punches to the chest.
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+Bot-206361 tattoos Boom I with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Bot-206361 throws a roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Bot-206361 paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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+Bot-206361 hurts Boom I with a series of mean shots to the ribs.
-Boom I paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Bot-206361 lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-206361 tries a left hook to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I fires a uppercut to the stomach. Bot-206361 retreats to the far corner.
+Boom I grazes Bot-206361 with a pair of commanding blows to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Boom I attacks with a pair of blows to the chest. Bot-206361 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
BELL
According to the commentator:
LH Dork Boom I landed 27 of 42 punches, and BOT-206361 landed 16 of 33 punches.
LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
LH Dork Boom I is winning the fight 50-45
Boom I is slowing down. He has a fractured nose.
Bot-206361 looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Bot-206361 comes out fighting.
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-Bot-206361 tries to land a roundhouse to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Bot-206361 pounds Boom I with a flurry of nasty blows to the stomach. Boom I covers up.
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-Boom I attempts a right roundhouse to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Bot-206361 tries a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I covers himself well.
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+Boom I thumps Bot-206361 with a flurry of wild shots to the solar plexus!
Boom I lands a lightning cross to the jaw and Bot-206361 is flattened!!
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Bot-206361 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Boom I launches a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Boom I smacks Bot-206361 with a powerful left to the chest! Bot-206361 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Boom I drills Bot-206361 with a series of furious shots to the stomach.
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-Bot-206361 charges with a hook to the stomach, but Boom I steps aside.
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+Bot-206361 fires a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Boom I pops Bot-206361 with a pair of shots to the chest.
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+Boom I takes charge with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I stuns Bot-206361 with a pair of quick blows to the solar plexus.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LH Dork Boom I landed 26 of 38 punches, and BOT-206361 landed 12 of 31 punches.
LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-8
LH Dork Boom I is winning the fight 60-53
Boom I looks exhausted. He has a fractured nose.
Bot-206361 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 7
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Bot-206361 comes out fighting.
+Bot-206361 lands a barrage of blows to the stomach.
+Bot-206361 pounds Boom I with a strong cross to the stomach.
-Bot-206361 probes with a cross to the solar plexus, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-206361 tries to land a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Boom I smashes Bot-206361 with a flurry of mean blows to the stomach.
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-Boom I tries to land a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-206361 takes it in the forearms.
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+Boom I tosses a barrage of shots to the stomach. Bot-206361 laughs!
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+Boom I whacks Bot-206361 with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
Boom I lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Bot-206361 falls senseless!!
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Bot-206361 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-206361 throws a series of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Bot-206361 probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Boom I lands a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I grazes Bot-206361 with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Boom I suprises Bot-206361 with a pair of solid shots to the chest. Boom I strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Bot-206361 is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
LH Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I is slowing down. He has a fractured nose.
Bot-206361 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: LH Dork Boom I 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: LH Dork Boom I 10-8
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: BOT-206361 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: LH Dork Boom I 10-8
LH Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!
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