Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Dr Cartman defeated Minute Bowl by unanimous decision: 118-108, 118-108, 118-108.Match Saturday, June 19, 2021In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 926 pounds (420 kilograms) is Dr Cartman!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cartman comes out fighting.
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-Cartman fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
-Minute fires a series of left punches to the temple, but Cartman covers himself well.
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+Cartman fires Minute with a low blow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Cartman probes with a flurry of right shots to the nose, but Minute covers himself well.
-Minute throws a series of blows to the eye, but Cartman covers himself well.
+Minute throws a pair of loud shots to the mouth.
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-Cartman lashes out with a pair of right punches to the face, but Minute covers himself well.
-Cartman lunges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Minute narrowly avoids it
+Minute stuns Cartman with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Minute charges with a series of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Cartman takes charge with a sweeping right to the temple!
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+Cartman hammers Minute with a volley of punches to the head. Minute laughs!
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-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the face, but Cartman covers himself well.
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-Cartman lashes out with a hook to the nose, but Minute steps aside.
+Minute throws a pair of punches to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 19 of 42 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 12 of 41 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 10-9
Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!
Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cartman comes out fighting.
-Cartman fires a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Minute ducks.
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-Minute throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but Cartman hides behind his gloves.
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-Cartman throws a jab to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Cartman paws a volley of left shots to the face, but Minute backs out of it.
-Minute paws a right jab to the eye, but Cartman covers himself well.
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+Cartman tags Minute with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
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-Minute lashes out with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
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-Cartman charges with a flurry of blows to the head, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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+Cartman pokes Minute with a volley of wild shots to the chin.
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+Minute tattoos Cartman with a glancing sweeping right to the head.
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-Minute lunges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Cartman hides behind his gloves.
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+Minute throws a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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+Minute tosses a mean straight right to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 17 of 41 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 11 of 39 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 20-18
Minute doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.
Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cartman comes out fighting.
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-Cartman lashes out with a hook to the jaw, but Minute escapes.
-Minute probes with a volley of left blows to the chin, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
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-Cartman tries a flurry of blows to the jaw, but misses.
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+Minute wallops Cartman with a jab to the nose.
-Minute launches a series of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Minute paws a pair of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Cartman charges with a barrage of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Cartman smashes Minute with a series of blows to the face.
-Minute throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but Cartman steps aside.
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+Cartman pounds Minute with a left to the temple.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Minute wallops Cartman with a barrage of hard punches to the nose! Cartman covers up.
+Minute fires a flurry of furious punches to the stomach!
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-Minute attempts a series of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Cartman rocks Minute with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling!
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-Cartman launches a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Cartman rocks Minute with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 21 of 48 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 14 of 40 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 30-27
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cartman comes out fighting.
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-Minute attacks with a cross to the head, but to no avail.
+Cartman punches Minute with an elbow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
-Cartman throws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Minute narrowly avoids it
-Minute attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Cartman quickly backs away.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Cartman attempts a cross to the nose, but Minute deftly avoits it.
-Minute launches a flurry of shots to the head, but Cartman backs out of it.
-Minute attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Minute lands a heavy jab to the mouth.
+Minute staggers Cartman with a powerful straight right to the chin!
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-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Cartman tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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+Cartman lashes out with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Minute throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
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+Minute attacks with a hook to the mouth! Cartman seems wobbly!
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-Cartman attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Cartman pops Minute with a pair of painful punches to the face! Minute doesn't notice.
+Minute hits with a series of punches to the head.
-Cartman probes with a left jab to the face, but fails to score.
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-Minute charges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but fails to score.
-Minute attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Minute pokes Cartman with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
+Cartman fires a flurry of painful blows to the temple. Minute sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 25 of 70 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 14 of 40 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 39-37
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cartman comes out fighting.
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+Minute jars Cartman with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Cartman throws a pair of blows to the face.
-Cartman throws a right straight right to the face, but only hits air.
-Minute launches a series of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
-Minute attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Cartman charges with a barrage of right blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Cartman probes with a pair of blows to the chin, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
-Minute lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Cartman lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Cartman clocks Minute with a barrage of commanding shots to the face.
-Minute tries a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Cartman blocks.
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+Cartman pummels Minute with a roundhouse to the eye!!
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+Minute nails Cartman with a volley of light punches to the mouth. Cartman seems wobbly!
+Minute tags Cartman with a powerful roundhouse to the temple.
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Minute paws a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
-Minute tries a series of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Cartman probes with a barrage of blows to the chin, but Minute stays away from it.
-Minute launches a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Cartman hits with Minute with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 22 of 62 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 15 of 41 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 49-46
Minute is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman comes out fighting.
+Minute hits Cartman with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
-Minute lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Minute wakes up the fans with a pair of powerful punches to the face.
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-Minute charges with a sweeping right to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Cartman smacks Minute with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Minute punches Cartman with a wild roundhouse to the jaw.
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-Cartman attempts a series of blows to the temple, but Minute deftly avoits it.
-Cartman throws a volley of shots to the face, but Minute backs out of it.
-Minute probes with a volley of blows to the face, but Cartman ties him up.
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-Minute paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
-Cartman paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Minute paws a series of left blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Cartman tries a right jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Minute throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Cartman attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Minute lashes out with a series of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Minute charges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
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+Cartman pounds Minute with a pair of mean shots to the head.
-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Cartman wallops Minute with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 22 of 71 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 16 of 40 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 59-55
Minute is slowing down. He has a bloody nose.
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman comes out fighting.
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-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Cartman takes it in the forearms.
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+Cartman throws a furious sweeping right to the eye.
Cartman lands a sudden blow to the temple and Minute's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Minute launches a series of punches to the chin, but Cartman escapes.
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-Minute paws a pair of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Minute throws a furious jab to the temple.
-Cartman fires a volley of shots to the jaw, but Minute blocks.
-Minute probes with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Cartman stays away from it.
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-Minute probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but falls short.
-Cartman paws a volley of blows to the nose, but falls short.
-Minute paws a left to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Minute tries a jab to the mouth, but Cartman backs out of it.
-Cartman paws a straight right to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Cartman attempts a left right to the eye, but Minute quickly backs away.
-Minute attacks with a barrage of left shots to the face, but only hits air.
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+Cartman hits with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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-Cartman probes with a series of left blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Minute lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Cartman ducks just in time.
-Minute paws a right sweeping right to the nose, but Cartman escapes.
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+Minute tattoos Cartman with a volley of punches to the face!
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+Minute connects with a pair of nasty punches to the nose. Cartman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Minute tries to land a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Cartman ties him up.
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+Minute strikes with a series of strong punches to the face.
-Minute tries to land a pair of right punches to the temple, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
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+Cartman punches Minute with a sweeping right to the eye.
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-Minute attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 20 of 70 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 14 of 37 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-8
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 69-63
Minute looks exhausted. He has a bloody nose.
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cartman comes out fighting.
-Cartman probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Minute leaps aside.
-Cartman attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Cartman backs up Minute with a barrage of shots to the temple. Minute is hurt!
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-Cartman paws a barrage of right shots to the head, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Minute tries a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Cartman tags Minute with a sweeping right to the temple!!
-Cartman attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
+Cartman lands a series of blows to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 13 of 41 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 79-72
Minute looks exhausted. He has a bloody nose.
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cartman comes out fighting.
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-Cartman paws a volley of right shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Cartman lashes out with a volley of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Cartman throws a right cross to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Cartman smacks Minute with a series of shots to the eye.
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+Cartman tattoos Minute with a volley of wild shots to the jaw.
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+Cartman pokes Minute with a volley of commanding shots to the jaw. Minute quickly recovers.
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-Cartman throws a pair of shots to the head, but Minute leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 2 of 9 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 11 of 39 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 89-81
Minute is slowing down. He has a bloody nose.
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cartman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cartman launches a volley of punches to the chin, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute probes with a series of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 1 of 8 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 3 of 7 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 99-90
Minute is slowing down. He has a bloody nose.
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cartman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Cartman punches Minute with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Minute launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but Minute steps aside.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 1 of 7 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 3 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 108-99
Minute is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cartman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute charges with a left jab to the head, but misses completely.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 1 of 8 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 3 of 8 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 118-108
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-8
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9
Total Score: Dr Cartman 118-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-8
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9
Total Score: Dr Cartman 118-108
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 5: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-8
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9
Total Score: Dr Cartman 118-108
Dr Cartman wins by decision!
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