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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated The Fly Boy by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Monday, June 7, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is The Fly Boy!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Fly Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I launches a barrage of left punches to the eye, but The Fly Boy backs out of it.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of combinations to the mouth, but The Fly Boy leaps aside.
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+The Fly Boy smashes Boom I with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I hits The Fly Boy with a powerful jab to the nose.
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+Boom I hits The Fly Boy with a low blow! Boo! Boo!
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-Boom I probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 12 of 30 punches, and The Fly Boy landed 7 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Fly Boy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Fly Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Boom I tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+The Fly Boy lands a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Boom I launches a flurry of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Boom I smashes The Fly Boy with a pair of light combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 8 of 23 punches, and The Fly Boy landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

The Fly Boy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Fly Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+The Fly Boy fires a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but The Fly Boy ducks.
-Boom I launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Boom I hurts The Fly Boy with a barrage of painful combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I fires a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but The Fly Boy steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 8 of 25 punches, and The Fly Boy landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-27


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

The Fly Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Fly Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I probes with a barrage of left combinations to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Boom I tries to land a flurry of combinations to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Boom I fires a volley of combinations to the chest, but The Fly Boy covers himself well.
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+The Fly Boy tosses a barrage of quick punches to the head!!
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+Boom I fires a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus! The Fly Boy retreats to the far corner.
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+The Fly Boy hurts Boom I with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 10 of 23 punches, and The Fly Boy landed 8 of 9 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 40-36


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

The Fly Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Fly Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but The Fly Boy deftly avoits it.
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+Boom I punches The Fly Boy with a barrage of combinations to the ribs.
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+The Fly Boy rocks Boom I with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I fires a jab to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 7 of 25 punches, and The Fly Boy landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 50-45


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

The Fly Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Fly Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I attacks with a pair of combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of combinations to the chest, but The Fly Boy hides behind his gloves.
+The Fly Boy fires a flurry of loud punches to the eye. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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+Boom I shakes The Fly Boy with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 8 of 25 punches, and The Fly Boy landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 60-54


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Fly Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Fly Boy tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+The Fly Boy lashes out with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
+The Fly Boy grazes Boom I with a flurry of combinations to the nose. Boom I quickly recovers.
The Fly Boy lands a thundering right uppercut and Boom I bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
+Boom I catches The Fly Boy with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus. The Fly Boy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Fly Boy hits Boom I with a flurry of combinations to the mouth.
+The Fly Boy smashes Boom I with a barrage of powerful combinations to the face.
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+The Fly Boy wallops Boom I with an illegal rabbit punch! The audience is howling!
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+Boom I wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the chest!
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The fighters study each other.
+The Fly Boy tosses a volley of wild combinations to the mouth.
The Fly Boy lands a ferocious blow to the head and Boom I's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I slams The Fly Boy with a pair of combinations to the ribs.
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+Boom I hits with a glancing right to the solar plexus!
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+The Fly Boy hits with a pair of strong shots to the head.
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+The Fly Boy pokes Boom I with a series of furious combinations to the jaw!
+The Fly Boy drills Boom I with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 15 of 24 punches, and The Fly Boy landed 39 of 39 punches.

The Fly Boy won the round 10-7

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 67-64


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Fly Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Fly Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Boom I jars The Fly Boy with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Boom I lunges with a pair of combinations to the chest, but The Fly Boy quickly backs away.
-Boom I probes with a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but The Fly Boy hides behind his gloves.
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+The Fly Boy drills Boom I with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Boom I hits with a pair of wild combinations to the chest. The Fly Boy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Boom I lashes out with a series of combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but The Fly Boy ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 7 of 24 punches, and The Fly Boy landed 8 of 9 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 77-73


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Fly Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Fly Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+The Fly Boy drills Boom I with a pair of light punches to the nose.
-Boom I fires a series of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Boom I charges with a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but The Fly Boy beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I lands a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 7 of 24 punches, and The Fly Boy landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 87-82


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Fly Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Fly Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I throws a series of right combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Boom I attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Boom I hurts The Fly Boy with a barrage of light blows to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I lunges with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+The Fly Boy hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 7 of 24 punches, and The Fly Boy landed 7 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 97-91


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Fly Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Fly Boy tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Boom I hits The Fly Boy with a barrage of off balance shots to the stomach!
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+Boom I suprises The Fly Boy with a loud jab to the solar plexus.
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+The Fly Boy nails Boom I with a pair of combinations to the nose. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
The Fly Boy lands a crashing blow to the head and Boom I goes over backwards!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Fly Boy tags Boom I with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
The Fly Boy lands a resounding left uppercut and Boom I is knocked down!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Fly Boy stuns Boom I with a stiff roundhouse to the face.
+The Fly Boy shakes Boom I with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
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+The Fly Boy hits with a jab to the chin.
+The Fly Boy jolts Boom I with a series of stinging punches to the face. Boom I covers up.
+The Fly Boy thumps Boom I with a flurry of furious blows to the chin. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
-Boom I probes with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+The Fly Boy tags Boom I with a volley of solid combinations to the nose.
+Boom I punches The Fly Boy with a barrage of stinging combinations to the chest.
+Boom I annoys The Fly Boy with a volley of combinations to the ribs.
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+The Fly Boy pounds Boom I with a series of heavy punches to the mouth. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+The Fly Boy fires a heavy combination to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 17 of 25 punches, and The Fly Boy landed 42 of 43 punches.

The Fly Boy won the round 10-7

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 104-101


Boom I is obviously tired.

The Fly Boy is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Fly Boy tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+The Fly Boy smashes Boom I with a series of blows to the jaw.
+Boom I hits The Fly Boy with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+The Fly Boy connects with a pair of off balance combinations to the mouth.
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+The Fly Boy fires a barrage of stiff combinations to the nose.
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+Boom I hits with a series of combinations to the face.
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+Boom I wallops The Fly Boy with a hard left to the jaw!
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+Boom I belts The Fly Boy with a barrage of nasty combinations to the jaw. The Fly Boy shakes his head to clear it.
+The Fly Boy jars Boom I with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+The Fly Boy tags Boom I with a barrage of combinations to the face.
+The Fly Boy lands a volley of mean combinations to the eye.
The Fly Boy lands a well placed right haymaker and Boom I goes over backwards!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Fly Boy hits with a volley of nice combinations to the eye. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+The Fly Boy slams Boom I with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
The Fly Boy lands a quick punch in the nose and Boom I's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I takes charge with a sweeping right to the eye.
+Boom I catches The Fly Boy with a heavy combination to the eye.
Boom I lands a lightning hook and The Fly Boy drops like a stone!!

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The Fly Boy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Fly Boy hits Boom I with a series of combinations to the head.
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+Boom I throws a flurry of vicious combinations to the nose.
Boom I lands a beautiful blow to the temple and The Fly Boy is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I is slowing down.

The Fly Boy looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: The Fly Boy 10-7
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: The Fly Boy 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: The Fly Boy 10-7
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: The Fly Boy 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: The Fly Boy 10-7
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: The Fly Boy 10-7

Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!