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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Bring the Rain V by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Tuesday, June 1, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Bring the Rain V!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bring tags Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a flurry of punches to the chest. Bring retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits Bring with a right to the ribs. Bring doesn't seem bothered.
+Bring catches Dorkness 3 with a pair of blows to the head.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 annoys Bring with a volley of nasty shots to the chest. Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bring attacks with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bring suprises Dorkness 3 with a pair of heavy blows to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Bring the Rain V landed 22 of 22 punches.

Bring the Rain V won the round 10-9

Bring the Rain V is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bring remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Bring backs up Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a hook to the chest.
Dorkness 3 lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Bring is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Bring struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bring jolts Dorkness 3 with a hard uppercut to the ribs.
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+Bring strikes with a wild hook to the solar plexus!
+Bring hits Dorkness 3 with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 3 tags Bring with a barrage of quick shots to the solar plexus!
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 3 slams Bring with a series of glancing shots to the stomach. Bring seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 3 pops Bring with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
Dorkness 3 lands a terrific left punch in the nose and Bring is knocked down!!

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Bring struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bring lashes out with a volley of powerful blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bring attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus!!
+Dorkness 3 jolts Bring with a barrage of vicious blows to the ribs.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 24 punches, and Bring the Rain V landed 22 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 19-17


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Bring looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bring tags Dorkness 3 with a series of glancing shots to the chest!
Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a volley of powerful shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 3 lands a bone crushing blow to the head and Bring lands flat on his back!!

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Bring struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 3 drills Bring with a barrage of glancing blows to the stomach. Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 stuns Bring with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
Dorkness 3 lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Bring lands flat on his back!!

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Bring struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 clocks Bring with a furious straight right to the stomach. Bring seems wobbly!
Dorkness 3 lands a brutal right haymaker and Bring's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Bring can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-7


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-7

Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a knockout!