Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by disqualification in round 1.Match Monday, May 17, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Dine&dash fires a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Dine&dash launches a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Dine&dash with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
-Dorkness 1 paws a pair of right combinations to the eye, but falls short.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Dine&dash with a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 fires Dine&dash with a low blow! Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.
Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle wins by a foul!
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