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(Welterweight) The Birth of Me II defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Thursday, May 13, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is The Birth of Me II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

The Birth Of Me Ii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Birth Of Me Ii tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Tutu!! shakes The Birth Of Me Ii with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus!
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+Tutu!! punches The Birth Of Me Ii with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Birth Of Me Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu!! belts The Birth Of Me Ii with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Birth Of Me Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii jolts Tutu!! with a barrage of blows to the mouth. Tutu!! doesn't notice.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii smashes Tutu!! with a hook to the head.
+Tutu!! jolts The Birth Of Me Ii with a series of punches to the stomach.
+The Birth Of Me Ii nails Tutu!! with a light uppercut to the temple.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
+Tutu!! catches The Birth Of Me Ii with a nasty straight right to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Birth of Me II landed 16 of 33 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 31 of 31 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9


The Birth Of Me Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

The Birth Of Me Ii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Birth Of Me Ii scores with a series of commanding shots to the stomach. Tutu!! ignores it.
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+Tutu!! catches The Birth Of Me Ii with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii staggers Tutu!! with a barrage of blows to the ribs!! Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Birth Of Me Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii lunges with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Birth Of Me Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! hurts The Birth Of Me Ii with a series of punches to the ribs. The Birth Of Me Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tutu!! whacks The Birth Of Me Ii with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. The Birth Of Me Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-The Birth Of Me Ii probes with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu!! pokes The Birth Of Me Ii with a nasty jab to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Birth of Me II landed 16 of 31 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 23 of 24 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-18


The Birth Of Me Ii doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

The Birth Of Me Ii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

-The Birth Of Me Ii throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii annoys Tutu!! with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! jars The Birth Of Me Ii with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Birth Of Me Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii jars Tutu!! with a flurry of hard shots to the chest!
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Birth Of Me Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu!! connects with a light roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! attacks with a series of punches to the stomach. The Birth Of Me Ii ignores it.
-The Birth Of Me Ii probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Tutu!! ties him up.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii backs up Tutu!! with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! jolts The Birth Of Me Ii with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! thumps The Birth Of Me Ii with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Birth of Me II landed 18 of 31 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 38 of 39 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-27


The Birth Of Me Ii doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

The Birth Of Me Ii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Birth Of Me Ii hits with a off balance cross to the stomach.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Birth Of Me Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu!! lands a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+The Birth Of Me Ii strikes with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! connects with a vicious jab to the chest!!
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+The Birth Of Me Ii attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! tags The Birth Of Me Ii with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! catches The Birth Of Me Ii with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! lands a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! shakes The Birth Of Me Ii with a pair of mean punches to the chest. The Birth Of Me Ii retreats to the far corner.
-The Birth Of Me Ii lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Tutu!! hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-The Birth Of Me Ii charges with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Tutu!! jolts The Birth Of Me Ii with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Birth Of Me Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Birth of Me II landed 17 of 35 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 35 of 35 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 40-36


The Birth Of Me Ii doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

The Birth Of Me Ii is brawling. (inside)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+The Birth Of Me Ii lashes out with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! strikes with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
-The Birth Of Me Ii paws a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii charges with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a light jab to the ribs.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii tosses a quick uppercut to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! catches The Birth Of Me Ii with a pair of hard punches to the chest. The Birth Of Me Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Tutu!! tosses a commanding roundhouse to the chest.
+The Birth Of Me Ii pops Tutu!! with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
+The Birth Of Me Ii annoys Tutu!! with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Birth of Me II landed 25 of 39 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 24 of 24 punches.

The Birth of Me II won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 49-46


The Birth Of Me Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu!! is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

The Birth Of Me Ii is brawling. (inside)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! rocks The Birth Of Me Ii with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
+Tutu!! pummels The Birth Of Me Ii with a barrage of loud blows to the chest.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii throws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Tutu!! solidly lands a volley of hard shots to the ribs.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii attempts a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii strikes with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii paws a volley of right blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii throws a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! deftly avoits it.
+Tutu!! staggers The Birth Of Me Ii with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+The Birth Of Me Ii hurts Tutu!! with a series of blows to the stomach. Tutu!! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Tutu!! tattoos The Birth Of Me Ii with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus. The Birth Of Me Ii doesn't seem bothered.
+Tutu!! hits with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
+Tutu!! whacks The Birth Of Me Ii with a pair of hard punches to the chest. The Birth Of Me Ii quickly recovers.
+The Birth Of Me Ii staggers Tutu!! with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest. Tutu!! quickly recovers.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii hits with a flurry of quick shots to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Birth of Me II landed 23 of 41 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 38 of 41 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 59-55


The Birth Of Me Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu!! looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

The Birth Of Me Ii is brawling. (inside)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! lashes out with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Tutu!! hits with a quick jab to the solar plexus. The Birth Of Me Ii beats a hasty retreat.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Tutu!! steps aside.
-Tutu!! attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Birth Of Me Ii escapes.
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+Tutu!! jars The Birth Of Me Ii with a series of heavy punches to the ribs!! The Birth Of Me Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Birth Of Me Ii tattoos Tutu!! with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Tutu!! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Tutu!! slams The Birth Of Me Ii with a stiff left to the chest.
+The Birth Of Me Ii pummels Tutu!! with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii hits with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
-The Birth Of Me Ii attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! deftly avoits it.
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+Tutu!! jars The Birth Of Me Ii with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. The Birth Of Me Ii doesn't notice.
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+Tutu!! attacks with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii lands a hook to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Birth of Me II landed 24 of 42 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 35 of 41 punches.

The Birth of Me II won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 68-65


The Birth Of Me Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu!! collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 8

The Birth Of Me Ii is brawling. (inside)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! punches The Birth Of Me Ii with a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
+The Birth Of Me Ii tags Tutu!! with a series of wild punches to the eye.
The Birth Of Me Ii lands a well placed left hook and Tutu!! bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii punches Tutu!! with a flurry of off balance blows to the temple.
+The Birth Of Me Ii connects with a barrage of shots to the eye. Tutu!! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
The Birth Of Me Ii lands a decisive left blow to the head and Tutu!! is knocked off his feet!!

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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Tutu!! wallops The Birth Of Me Ii with a series of commanding punches to the chest. The Birth Of Me Ii backpedals to his own corner.
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-The Birth Of Me Ii charges with a series of shots to the head, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
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+The Birth Of Me Ii smacks Tutu!! with a barrage of stinging blows to the jaw! Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
The Birth Of Me Ii lands a vicious right punch in the nose and Tutu!! goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
The Birth of Me II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Birth Of Me Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu!! can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: The Birth of Me II 10-9
Round 6: The Birth of Me II 10-9
Round 7: The Birth of Me II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: The Birth of Me II 10-9
Round 6: The Birth of Me II 10-9
Round 7: The Birth of Me II 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: The Birth of Me II 10-9
Round 6: The Birth of Me II 10-9
Round 7: The Birth of Me II 10-9

The Birth of Me II wins by a knockout!