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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, May 8, 2021 In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 926 pounds (420 kilograms) is Dr Cartman!! In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Super Special!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Cartman comes out fighting. Special grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching) ... Cartman tries to attack, but Special hangs on until the referee separates them. -Cartman probes with a jab to the chin, but comes up empty. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Cartman punches Special with a sweeping right to the jaw. Special sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" ... +Cartman stuns Special with a wild uppercut to the temple. ... Cartman tries to attack, but Special hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Cartman tosses a series of vicious shots to the jaw. Cartman lands a tremendous haymaker and Special falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Special struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Special rocks Cartman with a commanding uppercut to the mouth. Special lands a well placed right blow to the head and Cartman is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Cartman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Special grazes Cartman with a barrage of powerful blows to the face. Special lands a powerful left hook and Cartman is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Cartman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Cartman connects with a barrage of blows to the chin. Cartman lands a beautiful left uppercut and Special falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Dr Cartman wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. Special collapses limply onto his stool. Dr Cartman wins by a knockout!