Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Dr Cartman defeated Minute Bowl by unanimous decision: 120-110, 119-111, 118-112.Match Saturday, April 24, 2021In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 926 pounds (420 kilograms) is Dr Cartman!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Cartman connects with a volley of blows to the eye.
+Cartman drills Minute with a low blow! This is terrible!
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-Minute throws a roundhouse to the nose, but Cartman blocks.
-Cartman probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Minute steps aside.
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-Minute tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Cartman slams Minute with a painful sweeping right to the head.
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+Minute smashes Cartman with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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-Cartman lashes out with a series of left shots to the jaw, but falls short.
+Minute drills Cartman with a series of punches to the face.
-Cartman launches a series of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Cartman attacks with a jab to the face, but Minute ties him up.
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-Minute attempts a left straight right to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Minute nails Cartman with a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 11 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 21 of 40 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 10-9
Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Cartman lunges with a series of left blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Minute thumps Cartman with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Cartman attempts a series of left shots to the face, but Minute ducks.
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-Cartman probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Minute leaps aside.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Cartman leaps aside.
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+Cartman belts Minute with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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+Cartman shakes Minute with a series of strong shots to the eye. Minute hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Minute hurts Cartman with a off balance sweeping right to the stomach.
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-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Cartman covers himself well.
+Minute pounds Cartman with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
+Cartman fires a barrage of punches to the face. Minute sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Cartman attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but Minute deftly avoits it.
-Cartman lashes out with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Minute quickly backs away.
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-Cartman tries to land a right jab to the jaw, but Minute quickly backs away.
-Minute probes with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 11 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 41 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 20-18
Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Minute doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Cartman covers himself well.
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+Minute jars Cartman with a series of punches to the chest. Cartman shakes his head to clear it.
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-Cartman charges with a volley of blows to the nose, but Minute ducks.
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+Cartman lands Minute with an illegal kidney punch! That was totally uncalled for!
-Minute attacks with a series of left shots to the nose, but Cartman ducks.
-Cartman fires a volley of blows to the nose, but goes wide.
+Minute connects with a volley of powerful punches to the eye. Cartman grimaces in pain.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Cartman attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Minute quickly backs away.
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-Cartman lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Cartman throws a barrage of stinging punches to the chin. Minute is hurt!
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-Cartman throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Minute stays away from it.
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+Minute thumps Cartman with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
-Cartman tries to land a barrage of right blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Minute charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Cartman blocks.
-Minute throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Cartman covers himself well.
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-Minute lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
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-Minute probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 11 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 48 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 30-27
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Minute hits with a volley of punches to the face. Cartman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Minute pokes Cartman with a barrage of light punches to the nose!!
-Minute throws a right to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Minute lunges with a left roundhouse to the temple, but Cartman backs out of it.
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-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
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+Cartman lands a volley of blows to the chin.
+Cartman nails Minute with an elbow! This is terrible!
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-Cartman attempts a barrage of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Cartman launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Cartman attempts a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Minute tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but Cartman blocks.
+Minute pounds Cartman with a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Cartman lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the head, but misses completely.
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-Minute tries a series of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Minute fires a jab to the jaw, but misses.
+Minute wallops Cartman with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Minute charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute launches a volley of punches to the eye, but Cartman beats a hasty retreat.
+Cartman fires a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 17 of 44 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 22 of 65 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 40-36
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Cartman tags Minute with an illegal kidney punch! The audience is howling!
-Cartman attempts a pair of right blows to the temple, but Minute ducks.
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+Minute staggers Cartman with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Cartman staggers Minute with a flurry of blows to the face. Minute shakes his head to clear it.
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+Cartman belts Minute with a barrage of furious punches to the head. Minute is hurt!
+Minute jolts Cartman with a barrage of wild punches to the chest! Cartman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Minute probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Cartman attempts a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Minute ties him up.
-Cartman tries to land a series of left blows to the mouth, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Minute attempts a series of right punches to the face, but Cartman steps aside.
-Minute lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Cartman beats a hasty retreat.
+Cartman takes charge with a pair of blows to the head.
-Minute probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Cartman steps aside.
-Minute paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Minute launches a pair of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
+Minute drills Cartman with a volley of wild punches to the eye. Cartman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Minute pokes Cartman with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach!! Cartman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Minute throws a jab to the chest, but Cartman steps aside.
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+Minute annoys Cartman with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
-Cartman probes with a barrage of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Minute fires a pair of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Cartman attacks with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Minute stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 13 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 24 of 58 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 49-46
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Minute tries a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Cartman hits Minute with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Cartman tries to land a series of left blows to the eye, but falls short.
-Cartman lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but Cartman escapes.
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+Cartman tags Minute with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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-Minute tries to land a pair of left punches to the chin, but Cartman steps aside.
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+Cartman clocks Minute with a series of strong shots to the face.
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+Minute grazes Cartman with a series of punches to the face.
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-Minute charges with a right roundhouse to the chin, but Cartman backs out of it.
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+Minute wallops Cartman with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Cartman charges with a pair of shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Minute grazes Cartman with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
-Minute fires a series of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Minute fires a series of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Minute attacks with a jab to the ribs, but Cartman ties him up.
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-Minute paws a cross to the jaw, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
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-Minute tries to land a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Cartman backs out of it.
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+Minute pounds Cartman with a commanding straight right to the mouth.
-Minute throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman tries a pair of right shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 16 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 25 of 81 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 59-56
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Minute jolts Cartman with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Cartman punches Minute with a barrage of shots to the chin. Minute sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Minute paws a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Minute attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but Cartman escapes.
-Cartman paws a barrage of blows to the chin, but Minute quickly backs away.
-Minute fires a volley of right shots to the jaw, but falls short.
-Cartman throws a volley of left blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman attempts a cross to the head, but Minute quickly backs away.
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-Minute lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but Cartman steps aside.
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-Minute throws a series of punches to the mouth, but Cartman stays away from it.
+Cartman lands a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Minute throws a series of punches to the eye, but Cartman ducks.
+Minute drills Cartman with a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
-Cartman fires a flurry of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
-Cartman attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute attacks with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Cartman blocks.
-Minute charges with a left roundhouse to the nose, but Cartman hides behind his gloves.
-Minute throws a series of punches to the head, but Cartman ducks just in time.
+Minute belts Cartman with a volley of punches to the face. Cartman is hurt!
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+Minute jolts Cartman with a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 17 of 45 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 72 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 69-65
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute is slowing down.
ROUND 8
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cartman probes with a left left to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Cartman takes it in the forearms.
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-Cartman paws a right sweeping right to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Cartman probes with a barrage of blows to the face, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Cartman tries to land a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Minute steps aside.
+Cartman scores with a series of wild punches to the head.
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+Cartman rocks Minute with a nice uppercut to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 11 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 79-74
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute is slowing down.
ROUND 9
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Cartman punches Minute with a quick roundhouse to the eye. Minute hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Cartman tries to land a series of left shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Minute throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Cartman launches a volley of left punches to the nose, but Minute ducks just in time.
-Cartman throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Cartman clocks Minute with a series of shots to the jaw. Minute backpedals to his own corner.
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-Cartman attempts a pair of blows to the face, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
-Cartman throws a flurry of right shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 12 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 89-83
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute is slowing down.
ROUND 10
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cartman launches a pair of blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Cartman tries to land a pair of right blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman throws a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Cartman launches a left left to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Cartman hammers Minute with a barrage of loud shots to the mouth.
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-Minute fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Cartman paws a volley of punches to the head, but Minute ties him up.
-Cartman attempts a flurry of left blows to the head, but Minute ties him up.
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+Cartman belts Minute with a pair of glancing punches to the eye. Minute sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 10 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 99-92
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
Cartman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
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-Cartman throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 3 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 1 of 8 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 109-101
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 12
Cartman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cartman attempts a sweeping right to the chin, but Minute quickly backs away.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 2 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 9 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 119-111
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 5: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Dr Cartman 120-110
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Dr Cartman 119-111
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Minute Bowl 10-9
Total Score: Dr Cartman 118-112
Dr Cartman wins by decision!
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