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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, March 27, 2021

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute lashes out with a series of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Minute annoys Major with a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
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+Minute connects with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Minute punches Major with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Minute tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Major tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Major staggers Minute with a pair of strong punches to the face. Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Major lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Minute ducks.
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-Minute throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Major hits with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
-Minute launches a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Major steps aside and laughs.
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-Major attacks with a jab to the eye, but falls short.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 11 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 42 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Major is obviously tired.

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Major jars Minute with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Minute connects with a series of light punches to the face.
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+Minute punches Major with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Minute fires a left right to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Minute tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Major takes it in the forearms.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but Major covers himself well.
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-Major launches a straight right to the stomach, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Major lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Minute lashes out with a sweeping right to the chest, but Major hides behind his gloves.
+Minute rocks Major with a series of painful punches to the chest!
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-Major launches a straight right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Major attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Major probes with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but Minute ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 8 of 35 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 40 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Major collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Major blocks.
-Major throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute tattoos Major with a barrage of glancing punches to the head!!
-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Major escapes.
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-Major attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Minute catches Major with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Minute pounds Major with a pair of punches to the mouth. Major gets mad! Minute is raining blows! Major collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Major can't remember which corner is his.

Minute doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!