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Public Fight Report Match Monday, March 1, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out) +Dorkness 1 nails Balink with a volley of stiff combinations to the head. Balink sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Dorkness 1 lands a decisive haymaker and Balink's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Balink struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dorkness 1 pokes Balink with a loud jab to the head. Dorkness 1 lands a crashing right haymaker and Balink goes over backwards!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!