Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Skinny Balink by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, February 22, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 pops Balink with a quick punch to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of loud shots to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty blow to the head and Balink's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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