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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BOT-202928 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Wednesday, January 27, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is BOT-202928!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Bot-202928 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Bot-202928 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-202928 hits Dorkness 4 with a vicious jab to the jaw.
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+Bot-202928 belts Dorkness 4 with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose. Dorkness 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkness 4 tries a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Bot-202928 hides behind his gloves.
+Bot-202928 smashes Dorkness 4 with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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Bot-202928 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-202928 connects with a series of punches to the stomach.
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Bot-202928 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 scores with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-202928 landed 22 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 25 punches.

BOT-202928 won the round 10-9

BOT-202928 is winning the fight 10-9


Bot-202928 doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Bot-202928 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-202928 solidly lands a series of punches to the chin. Dorkness 4 laughs!
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+Bot-202928 pummels Dorkness 4 with a jab to the eye.
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Bot-202928 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 stuns Bot-202928 with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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Bot-202928 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-202928 connects with a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
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+Bot-202928 smacks Dorkness 4 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a hook to the solar plexus.
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Bot-202928 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-202928 landed 24 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 26 punches.

BOT-202928 won the round 10-9

BOT-202928 is winning the fight 20-18


Bot-202928 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Bot-202928 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Bot-202928 shakes Dorkness 4 with a series of hard blows to the ribs.
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Bot-202928 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 catches Bot-202928 with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Bot-202928 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-202928 tries a barrage of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Bot-202928 staggers Dorkness 4 with a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Bot-202928 escapes.
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Bot-202928 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-202928 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-202928 jolts Dorkness 4 with a heavy roundhouse to the nose.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Bot-202928 with a furious uppercut to the stomach. Bot-202928 seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-202928 landed 20 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

BOT-202928 is winning the fight 29-28


Bot-202928 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Bot-202928 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 4 fires a series of shots to the solar plexus.
-Bot-202928 charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Bot-202928 thumps Dorkness 4 with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
Bot-202928 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-202928 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-202928 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-202928 attacks with a strong jab to the head.
-Dorkness 4 paws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Bot-202928 backs out of it.
-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Bot-202928 takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of mean shots to the chest.
+Bot-202928 tosses a series of stinging punches to the mouth! Dorkness 4 covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-202928 landed 18 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Bot-202928 is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Bot-202928 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)

+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-202928 throws a jab to the jaw!
+Bot-202928 hits with a loud sweeping right to the head!
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+Bot-202928 nails Dorkness 4 with a barrage of shots to the mouth. Dorkness 4 covers up.
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+Dorkness 4 rocks Bot-202928 with a pair of shots to the stomach. Bot-202928 shakes his head to clear it.
+Bot-202928 pummels Dorkness 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but Bot-202928 escapes.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs! Bot-202928 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Bot-202928 ducks.
+Bot-202928 fires a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a left hook to the chest, but Bot-202928 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a flurry of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
+Dorkness 4 backs up Bot-202928 with a series of light punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-202928 landed 31 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 23 of 41 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 48-47


Bot-202928 looks exhausted.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Bot-202928 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)

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-Bot-202928 attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 4 fires a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Bot-202928 tosses a barrage of punches to the chin. Dorkness 4 laughs!
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+Bot-202928 lands a pair of powerful punches to the head.
+Dorkness 4 wallops Bot-202928 with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Dorkness 4 fires a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach!
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-Bot-202928 tries a volley of blows to the head, but Dorkness 4 takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a roundhouse to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a pair of glancing blows to the ribs.
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+Bot-202928 scores with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-202928 landed 20 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 22 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 58-56


Bot-202928 receives medical attention from his trainer.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Bot-202928 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)

+Bot-202928 staggers Dorkness 4 with a glancing jab to the chin!
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+Dorkness 4 nails Bot-202928 with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a slow motion left punch in the nose and Bot-202928 is knocked down!!

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Bot-202928 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 4 lands a barrage of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 4 smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Bot-202928 can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bot-202928 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-202928 10-9
Round 2: BOT-202928 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-202928 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-202928 10-9
Round 2: BOT-202928 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!