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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, January 2, 2021

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Major tries to land a pair of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Minute punches Major with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
-Minute paws a roundhouse to the jaw, but Major stays away from it.
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-Major charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Minute hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Major fires a right jab to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Major throws a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Major catches Minute with a off balance sweeping right to the head. Minute gets mad!
-Minute lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but Major hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute fires a left right to the chin, but Major stays away from it.
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+Major rocks Minute with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw!
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-Minute launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 16 of 42 punches, and Capt. Major landed 10 of 31 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Minute launches a left jab to the chest, but Major stays away from it.
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+Minute staggers Major with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Minute grazes Major with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Minute launches a series of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Minute tries to land a flurry of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Major paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute leaps aside.
+Major throws a pair of punches to the ribs. Minute quickly recovers.
-Minute throws a right jab to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Major lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Major throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Major throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Minute throws a pair of hard blows to the chest.
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+Minute smacks Major with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 20 of 38 punches, and Capt. Major landed 7 of 32 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Minute strikes with a powerful sweeping right to the temple. Major falls against the ropes!
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-Minute attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but Major narrowly avoids it
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+Minute whacks Major with a series of punches to the chest. Major ignores it. Minute drops his guard and pounds away! Major starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!