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(Strawweight) Pachamama defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, November 9, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Pachamama!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pachamama grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the head.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a vicious straight right to the eye.
Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing left punch in the nose and Pachamama lands flat on his back!!

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Pachamama struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Pachamama shakes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of mean shots to the chin. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
Pachamama lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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SIX
Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Pachamama tries to land a flurry of combinations to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Pachamama with a series of strong combinations to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 shakes Pachamama with a flurry of blows to the jaw. Pachamama laughs!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Pachamama hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Pachamama hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Pachamama pops Dorkness 1 with a vicious roundhouse to the temple.
+Pachamama smashes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of solid combinations to the face.
+Pachamama tags Dorkness 1 with a series of nice punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
Pachamama lands a cruel left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 drops like a stone!!

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SIX
Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 staggers Pachamama with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 1 lands a series of strong combinations to the face.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Pachamama hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Pachamama launches a series of left blows to the chin, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
+Dorkness 1 punches Pachamama with a pair of hard combinations to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Pachamama with a solid jab to the eye.
+Pachamama pokes Dorkness 1 with a series of strong blows to the chin! Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of combinations to the eye.
Dorkness 1 lands a devestating haymaker and Pachamama is knocked down!!

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Pachamama struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pachamama hits with a wild uppercut to the chin.
+Pachamama backs up Dorkness 1 with a pair of vicious blows to the mouth.
Pachamama lands a slow motion right punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 collapses!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Pachamama wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Pachamama doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.





Pachamama wins by a knockout!