Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Terry Twinkletoes by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.Match Tuesday, November 3, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Terry Twinkletoes!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Twinkletoes thumps Dorkness 3 with a series of off balance punches to the head. Dorkness 3 covers up.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes suprises Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of furious blows to the chest!
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+Twinkletoes scores with a wild sweeping right to the eye!
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+Twinkletoes rocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Twinkletoes hides behind his gloves.
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+Twinkletoes hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 covers up.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Twinkletoes smacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 30 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 10-9
Twinkletoes doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Twinkletoes annoys Dorkness 3 with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes backs up Dorkness 3 with a series of quick shots to the chest.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes smacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes hammers Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Twinkletoes fires a series of punches to the mouth!
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-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Twinkletoes wallops Dorkness 3 with a flurry of strong punches to the chin!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 30 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 20-18
Twinkletoes doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Twinkletoes pokes Dorkness 3 with a powerful right to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 hurts Twinkletoes with a series of loud punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 3 hammers Twinkletoes with a jab to the solar plexus.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes fires a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Twinkletoes tags Dorkness 3 with a stiff straight right to the chin.
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+Twinkletoes wallops Dorkness 3 with a painful jab to the face.
-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Twinkletoes beats a hasty retreat.
+Twinkletoes whacks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of mean punches to the face!
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 29 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 30-27
Twinkletoes doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Twinkletoes with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest. Twinkletoes seems wobbly!
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes lands a pair of punches to the face.
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+Twinkletoes wakes up the fans with a pair of vicious punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
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+Twinkletoes tosses a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Twinkletoes lands a series of punches to the chin.
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+Twinkletoes tags Dorkness 3 with a stinging straight right to the chest. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 30 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 21 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 40-36
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 3 pounds Twinkletoes with a volley of light blows to the chest!!
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of shots to the ribs, but Twinkletoes covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a left uppercut to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 3 takes charge with a series of blows to the solar plexus. Twinkletoes sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Twinkletoes wallops Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes escapes.
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+Twinkletoes attacks with a pair of stinging blows to the chin.
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+Twinkletoes lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Twinkletoes pops Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the chest.
Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 pounds Twinkletoes with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 30 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 43 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 50-45
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Twinkletoes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Twinkletoes ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Twinkletoes steps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a barrage of glancing shots to the ribs.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Twinkletoes blocks.
+Twinkletoes rocks Dorkness 3 with a powerful right to the nose. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Twinkletoes suprises Dorkness 3 with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Twinkletoes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 annoys Twinkletoes with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Twinkletoes sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Twinkletoes punches Dorkness 3 with a vicious jab to the nose.
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+Twinkletoes clocks Dorkness 3 with a wild jab to the head. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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+Twinkletoes hits Dorkness 3 with a series of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a roundhouse to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 3 thumps Twinkletoes with a uppercut to the solar plexus. Twinkletoes asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 29 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 38 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 60-54
Twinkletoes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of blows to the eye, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of left uppercuts to the temple, but Twinkletoes hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 3 tags Twinkletoes with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling!
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-Dorkness 3 tries a series of punches to the temple, but Twinkletoes deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a left shot to the mouth, but Twinkletoes blocks.
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+Dorkness 3 takes charge with a pair of hard roundhouses to the eye. Twinkletoes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Twinkletoes hits with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 3 jars Twinkletoes with a pair of wild crosses to the face. Twinkletoes backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 69-64
Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Dorkness 3 smashes Twinkletoes with a barrage of commanding roundhouses to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a flurry of left hooks to the jaw, but Twinkletoes backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of crosses to the face, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a volley of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of roundhouses to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Twinkletoes pokes Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with Twinkletoes with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 3 annoys Twinkletoes with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 78-74
Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of solid shots to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a volley of left blows to the chin, but Twinkletoes hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Twinkletoes quickly backs away.
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+Twinkletoes solidly lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Twinkletoes lashes out with a series of punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
-Dorkness 3 launches a right to the temple, but only hits air.
+Twinkletoes stuns Dorkness 3 with a off balance uppercut to the chest.
+Twinkletoes catches Dorkness 3 with a sweeping right to the chest.
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+Twinkletoes lands a volley of heavy punches to the nose!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of left shots to the head, but Twinkletoes deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 3 jolts Twinkletoes with a flurry of loud shots to the eye.
+Dorkness 3 strikes with a light hook to the temple.
+Twinkletoes drills Dorkness 3 with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Terry Twinkletoes landed 39 of 40 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 46 punches.
Terry Twinkletoes won the round 10-9
Terry Twinkletoes is winning the fight 88-83
Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Twinkletoes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a roundhouse to the jaw, but Twinkletoes escapes.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Twinkletoes attacks with a series of blows to the mouth!!
-Dorkness 3 throws a cross to the face, but fails to score.
+Dorkness 3 lands a series of off balance punches to the face. Twinkletoes shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a pair of left shots to the eye, but Twinkletoes takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of painful shots to the mouth. Twinkletoes sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
Twinkletoes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The doctor won't let Terry Twinkletoes continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 3 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 6: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 6: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 2: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 3: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 4: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 5: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 6: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Terry Twinkletoes 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a technical knockout!
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