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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Lights Off by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, September 2, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Lights Off!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Lights clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 5 backs up Lights with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a combination to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Lights with a volley of wild punches to the head.
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+Lights nails Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the face!! Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lights lands a volley of stiff punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
+Lights fires a uppercut to the nose. Dorkness 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of combinations to the jaw, but Lights ducks.
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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a pair of nasty combinations to the nose.
Dorkness 5 lands a devestating left haymaker and Lights drops like a stone!!

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Lights struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 jars Lights with a barrage of stinging combinations to the temple!!
Dorkness 5 lands a thundering cross to the jaw and Lights goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lights remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!