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Public Fight Report Match Wednesday, September 2, 2020 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Lights Off!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Lights clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) +Dorkness 5 backs up Lights with a volley of nice punches to the temple. +Dorkness 5 solidly lands a combination to the jaw. ... +Dorkness 5 wallops Lights with a volley of wild punches to the head. ... +Lights nails Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the face!! Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat. Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Lights lands a volley of stiff punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain. +Lights fires a uppercut to the nose. Dorkness 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of combinations to the jaw, but Lights ducks. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 5 strikes with a pair of nasty combinations to the nose. Dorkness 5 lands a devestating left haymaker and Lights drops like a stone!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Lights struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 5 jars Lights with a barrage of stinging combinations to the temple!! Dorkness 5 lands a thundering cross to the jaw and Lights goes over backwards!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Lights remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!