Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Pigeon Poo by knockout (KO) in round 8.Match Monday, August 31, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Pigeon Poo!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+ The fighters trade combinations to the face.
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a flurry of painful punches to the face. Pigeon doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a hook to the nose.
+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of combinations to the jaw. Pigeon backpedals to his own corner.
+Pigeon tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
-Pigeon paws a right jab to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Pigeon with a mean sweeping right to the temple.
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+Pigeon throws a barrage of nasty blows to the chin. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 1 lands a mean jab to the nose!
+Pigeon clocks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of combinations to the mouth. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Pigeon annoys Dorkness 1 with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Pigeon tattoos Dorkness 1 with a sweeping right to the nose. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
Pigeon lands a sudden right hook and Dorkness 1 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Pigeon annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
Pigeon lands a cruel blow to the head and Dorkness 1 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 scores with a barrage of painful combinations to the eye. Pigeon shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkness 1 jars Pigeon with a volley of furious combinations to the nose!
Dorkness 1 lands a well placed left smash to the jaw and Pigeon hurtles to the canvas!!
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Pigeon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Pigeon with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Pigeon hammers Dorkness 1 with a barrage of painful combinations to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of combinations to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a vicious punch in the nose and Pigeon goes over backwards!!
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Pigeon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pigeon strikes with a barrage of light combinations to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of combinations to the mouth!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pigeon Poo landed 24 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 24 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Pigeon doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Pigeon annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of quick blows to the head. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but falls short.
-Pigeon throws a series of combinations to the chin, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
+Pigeon hammers Dorkness 1 with a jab to the chin! Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
+Pigeon hits Dorkness 1 with a series of stinging punches to the chin!! Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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-Pigeon probes with a series of right combinations to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pigeon throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 1 punches Pigeon with a volley of shots to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pigeon Poo landed 17 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18
Pigeon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Pigeon fires a pair of stinging punches to the temple!
Pigeon lands a bone crushing punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 falls to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pigeon fires a hard straight right to the eye.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of left combinations to the chest, but Pigeon takes it in the forearms.
-Pigeon fires a pair of left combinations to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Pigeon with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 1 throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Pigeon stuns Dorkness 1 with a flurry of light combinations to the head.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a furious cross to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of hard combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Pigeon probes with a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pigeon Poo landed 18 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 25 punches.
Pigeon Poo won the round 10-8
This fight is too close to call.
Pigeon is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Pigeon hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of combinations to the chin.
-Pigeon probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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+Pigeon slams Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs! Pigeon covers up.
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-Pigeon charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Pigeon lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Pigeon paws a left jab to the chin, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
+Dorkness 1 pops Pigeon with a off balance jab to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pigeon Poo landed 13 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 21 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 38-37
Pigeon is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 5
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of combinations to the ribs. Pigeon beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Pigeon steps aside and laughs.
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-Pigeon tries to land a barrage of combinations to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Pigeon lashes out with a series of combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Pigeon punches Dorkness 1 with a series of combinations to the temple!!
+Dorkness 1 strikes with a series of loud combinations to the stomach.
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-Pigeon paws a barrage of right combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Pigeon fires a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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+Pigeon jolts Dorkness 1 with a heavy straight right to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pigeon Poo landed 11 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 27 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 48-46
Pigeon looks exhausted. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 6
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Pigeon throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Pigeon steps aside and laughs.
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-Pigeon attempts a barrage of combinations to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Pigeon tries a flurry of combinations to the face, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of hard shots to the chest.
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+Pigeon hits with a barrage of mean combinations to the nose. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Pigeon tries a volley of right combinations to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Pigeon pokes Dorkness 1 with a pair of glancing combinations to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Pigeon with a series of commanding shots to the solar plexus. Pigeon laughs!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Pigeon Poo landed 12 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 58-55
Pigeon looks exhausted. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 7
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Pigeon launches a volley of left combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of combinations to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Pigeon paws a straight right to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Pigeon stuns Dorkness 1 with a pair of combinations to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a right straight right to the stomach, but Pigeon ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Pigeon with a volley of solid combinations to the chest.
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-Pigeon attempts a right jab to the chin, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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-Pigeon attempts a volley of left combinations to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a powerful left to the stomach.
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+Pigeon suprises Dorkness 1 with a volley of furious combinations to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pigeon Poo landed 9 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 68-64
Pigeon collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 8
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 grazes Pigeon with a volley of combinations to the eye. Pigeon grimaces in pain.
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful right hook and Pigeon falls to the canvas!!
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Pigeon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Pigeon paws a pair of right combinations to the temple, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of left combinations to the head, but Pigeon covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Pigeon lashes out with a straight right to the mouth.
+Dorkness 1 tags Pigeon with a volley of heavy combinations to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of powerful combinations to the head.
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious blow to the temple and Pigeon is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Pigeon receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Pigeon Poo 10-8
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Pigeon Poo 10-8
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Pigeon Poo 10-8
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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