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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Dr. Sheep by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Tuesday, August 25, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 116 pounds (53 kilograms) is Dr. Sheep!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sheep clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 3 stuns Sheep with a volley of strong blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a barrage of quick shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 suprises Sheep with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sheep hits with a flurry of commanding blows to the jaw.
Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sheep tags Dorkness 3 with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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+Sheep solidly lands a volley of solid punches to the eye!
+Dorkness 3 staggers Sheep with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 22 punches, and Dr. Sheep landed 18 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sheep remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sheep clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a flurry of nice shots to the ribs.
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+Sheep staggers Dorkness 3 with a hook to the chest. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sheep smacks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of powerful blows to the stomach.
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-Sheep throws a volley of shots to the chest, but misses.
+Sheep fires a volley of stinging blows to the stomach. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 wallops Sheep with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 24 punches, and Dr. Sheep landed 19 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Sheep is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sheep clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sheep charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 3 quickly backs away.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sheep charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Sheep staggers Dorkness 3 with a volley of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a flurry of solid punches to the stomach. Sheep hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 3 hammers Sheep with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus. Sheep hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Sheep belts Dorkness 3 with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a volley of glancing blows to the chest.
+Sheep tosses a quick uppercut to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 20 of 23 punches, and Dr. Sheep landed 13 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Sheep is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sheep clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Sheep belts Dorkness 3 with a barrage of hard shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Sheep annoys Dorkness 3 with a heavy straight right to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 3 lands a bone crushing left punch in the nose and Sheep falls to the canvas!!

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Sheep struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 3 tosses a nice roundhouse to the chest. Sheep quickly recovers.
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-Sheep probes with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 3 blocks.
Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a left to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sheep rocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Dorkness 3 scores with a barrage of shots to the ribs! Sheep laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 25 punches, and Dr. Sheep landed 12 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 40-35


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sheep receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sheep clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of powerful shots to the ribs. Dorkness 3 attacks like a wild man! Sheep falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sheep can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8

Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a technical knockout!