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(Strawweight) Lord of Shatterskull Pass defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Monday, August 24, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Dorkness 1 paws a volley of combinations to the face, but Lord ducks just in time.
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+Lord pokes Dorkness 1 with a heavy jab to the eye! Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of left combinations to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Lord with a low blow! The audience is howling!
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+Lord throws a flurry of powerful punches to the head. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
+Lord hits with a series of heavy punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a off balance jab to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Lord with a flurry of stiff combinations to the eye!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of right punches to the chin, but Lord backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 30 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9


Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
-Dorkness 1 throws a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Lord takes charge with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Lord connects with a volley of glancing combinations to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 1 tags Lord with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Lord covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 22 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18


Lord doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Lord fires a hard sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Lord jolts Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lord hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 laughs!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Lord hits with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Lord clocks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 27 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 staggers Lord with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right combinations to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of combinations to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of left combinations to the chest, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
+Lord belts Dorkness 1 with a left to the mouth!!
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Lord with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Lord lands a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Lord connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Lord stays away from it.
+Lord lands a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 hits Lord with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord wakes up the fans with a strong jab to the stomach. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
+Lord tosses a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Lord fires a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Lord with a strong combination to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 31 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 49-46


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord lands a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of right combinations to the ribs, but Lord ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a painful roundhouse to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 58-56


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 smashes Lord with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of left combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Lord hits Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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+Lord lands a series of strong combinations to the stomach. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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+Lord lands a pair of light shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lord lands a pair of nasty combinations to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 26 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 68-65


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord belts Dorkness 1 with a volley of furious punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a volley of heavy combinations to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a left to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Lord leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 77-75


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of combinations to the solar plexus. Lord grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
+Lord pops Dorkness 1 with a series of painful combinations to the face!
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+Lord hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of light punches to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 28 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 87-84


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Lord fires a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the ribs.
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+Lord hits with a series of commanding punches to the temple!
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+Dorkness 1 lands a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 1 fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Lord stuns Dorkness 1 with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Lord ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 27 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 97-93


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Lord lashes out with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
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+Lord attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 laughs!
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Lord ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Lord with a light jab to the solar plexus. Lord asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Lord hurts Dorkness 1 with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Lord hammers Dorkness 1 with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 29 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 107-102


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 throws a left straight right to the jaw, but Lord ducks.
+Lord grazes Dorkness 1 with a jab to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Lord with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of combinations to the temple, but Lord deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of loud combinations to the mouth.
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+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of powerful punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Lord connects with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Lord with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of furious blows to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 42 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 117-111


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-111


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-111

Lord of Shatterskull Pass wins by decision!