Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Lord of Shatterskull Pass defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 117-110, 117-110, 117-110.Match Monday, July 27, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Lord connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Lord with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a series of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Lord attacks with a stiff straight right to the temple.
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+Lord hits Dorkness 1 with a series of heavy combinations to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Lord slams Dorkness 1 with a glancing roundhouse to the chin. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Lord clocks Dorkness 1 with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Lord with a jab to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of combinations to the mouth, but Lord backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 25 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 33 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9
Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Lord lands a cross to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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+Lord attacks with a volley of wild punches to the chest!
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
+Lord hits with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of combinations to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of painful combinations to the stomach.
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+Lord tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18
Lord doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of blows to the chest!
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+Lord belts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Lord lands a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach! Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Lord tosses a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a barrage of solid combinations to the stomach. Lord asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Lord backs out of it.
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+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 32 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of right punches to the chest, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of left shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Lord hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Lord with a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Lord lands a pair of stiff shots to the chest.
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+Lord hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a glancing cross to the chest.
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+Lord rocks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Lord tries to land a barrage of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of loud combinations to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of combinations to the chest, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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+Lord connects with a pair of wild combinations to the chest!
-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lord ties him up.
+Dorkness 1 tattoos Lord with a commanding sweeping right to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 49-46
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Lord with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Lord stays away from it.
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+Lord throws a jab to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 58-56
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Lord lashes out with a loud roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Lord with a flurry of powerful combinations to the stomach.
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+Lord pummels Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of combinations to the ribs, but Lord narrowly avoids it
-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of left combinations to the ribs, but Lord ties him up.
-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Lord suprises Dorkness 1 with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of furious punches to the chest!
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Lord with a volley of heavy combinations to the stomach!!
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+Lord grazes Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 30 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 68-65
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Lord with a series of combinations to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Lord escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a flurry of right combinations to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Lord blocks.
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+Lord whacks Dorkness 1 with a jab to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 77-75
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 punches Lord with a solid right to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Lord connects with a straight right to the face!
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+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of light punches to the chin! Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Lord smacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Lord hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Lord hits with a mean jab to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 22 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 26 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 87-84
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Lord with a pair of light combinations to the chest. Lord grimaces in pain.
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+Lord grazes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
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+Lord thumps Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
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+Lord takes charge with a volley of furious punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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+Lord attacks with a pair of punches to the face! Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 22 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 97-93
Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Lord pops Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but Lord steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of left combinations to the ribs, but Lord ducks.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Lord with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Lord covers himself well.
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+Lord tattoos Dorkness 1 with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Lord tosses a volley of light punches to the face.
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+Lord staggers Dorkness 1 with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Lord hits Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 29 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 107-102
Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but Lord blocks.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a right to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a series of loud combinations to the eye.
+Lord attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Lord stuns Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the temple!!
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Lord lands a flurry of stiff punches to the face. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lord hits with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of right combinations to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of combinations to the mouth, but Lord deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 1 hits with Lord with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
+Lord throws a series of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a flurry of nasty combinations to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 41 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-8
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 117-110
Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-8
Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-110
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-8
Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-110
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-8
Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-110
Lord of Shatterskull Pass wins by decision!
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