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(Heavyweight) Larry "33" Bird defeated Alfred E. Neuman by unanimous decision: 115-113, 118-112, 115-113.

Match Saturday, July 11, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 210 pounds (95 kilograms) is Larry "33" Bird!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Neuman throws a pair of off balance blows to the face.
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-Neuman launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Neuman stuns 33 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+33 punches Neuman with a series of painful punches to the jaw!! Neuman quickly recovers.
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-33 tries to land a right jab to the nose, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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+33 thumps Neuman with a volley of punches to the chin.
-33 tries a pair of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+33 backs up Neuman with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Neuman throws a series of mean punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 24 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 16 of 31 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

33 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+33 hits with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
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-33 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Neuman attacks with a series of punches to the ribs. 33 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-33 probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-33 charges with a volley of punches to the face, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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+Neuman smacks 33 with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs!
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-Neuman charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but 33 leaps aside.
+Neuman backs up 33 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Neuman hits with a volley of light punches to the chest.
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+33 wakes up the fans with a volley of solid punches to the mouth.
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+33 solidly lands a series of hard punches to the nose.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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-Neuman lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-33 lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
+33 lands a series of shots to the chin.
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-33 fires a flurry of punches to the head, but Neuman ties him up.
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+33 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 35 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 26 of 56 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

33 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+33 tosses a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
+Neuman connects with a volley of off balance shots to the ribs.
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-33 attempts a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Neuman blocks.
+Neuman takes charge with a left to the stomach.
-33 lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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+Neuman fires a stiff right to the ribs. 33 backpedals to his own corner.
+Neuman staggers 33 with a uppercut to the stomach.
+33 smacks Neuman with a series of stiff punches to the temple.
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+33 nails Neuman with a series of light shots to the stomach.
+33 punches Neuman with a volley of furious punches to the head.
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-Neuman charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+33 smacks Neuman with a flurry of solid shots to the chin. Neuman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+33 scores with a commanding sweeping right to the head. Neuman doesn't seem bothered.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+33 jars Neuman with a sweeping right to the eye.
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+Neuman fires a flurry of loud shots to the chest. 33 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+33 wallops Neuman with a pair of solid blows to the nose.
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+33 thumps Neuman with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+33 punches Neuman with a pair of stinging shots to the chin.
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+33 wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice punches to the chin. Neuman seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 31 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 53 of 72 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Neuman tries to land a roundhouse to the stomach, but 33 backs out of it.
+Neuman backs up 33 with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Neuman lands a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
+33 fires a volley of punches to the ribs!!
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-33 tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-33 charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+33 strikes with a solid roundhouse to the ribs. Neuman quickly recovers.
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-33 lunges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Neuman blocks.
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+Neuman punches 33 with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman pokes 33 with a series of powerful punches to the eye!
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-33 fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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+33 connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Neuman solidly lands a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Neuman attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but 33 narrowly avoids it

BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 31 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 21 of 39 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+33 strikes with a straight right to the temple.
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+33 tosses a mean jab to the head!
+33 annoys Neuman with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
+33 grazes Neuman with a pair of mean punches to the chest. Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-33 charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-33 paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Neuman pops 33 with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach!!
-33 paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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+33 fires a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-33 attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Neuman steps aside.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
-33 attempts a left right to the chest, but only hits air.
+33 hammers Neuman with a straight right to the chin.
+Neuman wakes up the fans with a barrage of light punches to the head.
+Neuman backs up 33 with a barrage of light punches to the face.
+33 tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman hits 33 with a flurry of nasty punches to the head. 33 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Neuman attempts a volley of punches to the head, but 33 takes it in the forearms.
+33 tattoos Neuman with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
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+Neuman tosses a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+33 connects with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
-Neuman fires a pair of right blows to the jaw, but 33 hides behind his gloves.
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+33 hurts Neuman with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 24 of 31 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 46 of 72 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 48-47


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-33 attacks with a left hook to the ribs, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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-33 throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Neuman connects with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
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+33 hits Neuman with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Neuman throws a left to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+33 smacks Neuman with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach. Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Neuman clocks 33 with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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+33 nails Neuman with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. Neuman covers up.
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+Neuman smashes 33 with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
-Neuman probes with a pair of left blows to the temple, but falls short.
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+33 takes charge with a series of powerful punches to the stomach. Neuman falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 22 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 23 of 43 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 58-56


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-33 paws a left roundhouse to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Neuman fires a right left to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Neuman pokes 33 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+33 hammers Neuman with a commanding right to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman takes charge with a wild jab to the jaw.
-Neuman paws a cross to the face, but is ineffective.
-33 probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+33 annoys Neuman with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman tattoos 33 with a jab to the mouth! 33 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Neuman attacks with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but 33 narrowly avoids it
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+33 grazes Neuman with a pair of punches to the stomach!!
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-33 throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 29 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 17 of 31 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 67-66


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+33 pokes Neuman with a volley of solid punches to the face.
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+Neuman jars 33 with a volley of loud blows to the ribs. 33 doesn't notice.
+33 hurts Neuman with a series of shots to the jaw.
+Neuman backs up 33 with a straight right to the ribs.
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+Neuman tags 33 with an illegal rabbit punch! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Neuman smashes 33 with a series of stiff punches to the ribs!
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+33 hurts Neuman with a stinging cross to the mouth.
-Neuman throws a right uppercut to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+33 punches Neuman with a volley of commanding punches to the chin. Neuman retreats to the far corner.
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-33 attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Neuman tries a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-33 lunges with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 33 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 30 of 44 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 77-75


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Neuman tries a series of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Neuman launches a barrage of punches to the face, but 33 blocks.
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+33 catches Neuman with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman wakes up the fans with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
-33 paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Neuman deftly avoits it.
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+Neuman solidly lands a loud roundhouse to the temple.
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+33 suprises Neuman with a series of punches to the eye.
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+33 thumps Neuman with a series of punches to the eye.
+Neuman fires a series of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 29 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 18 of 28 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 86-85


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+33 lands a pair of off balance shots to the eye. Neuman grimaces in pain.
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-33 fires a pair of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+33 thumps Neuman with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman hits with a commanding roundhouse to the stomach.
-Neuman attacks with a series of blows to the chest, but 33 hides behind his gloves.
-33 tries to land a pair of right blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+33 annoys Neuman with a flurry of punches to the head!
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+33 throws a series of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Neuman backs up 33 with an illegal kidney punch! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Neuman launches a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Neuman connects with a volley of mean blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 23 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 20 of 32 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 96-94


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+33 throws a series of punches to the chin.
-33 launches a series of punches to the head, but Neuman deftly avoits it.
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-Neuman lashes out with a roundhouse to the stomach, but 33 covers himself well.
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+Neuman catches 33 with a flurry of punches to the ribs!!
-Neuman attempts a roundhouse to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-33 launches a left straight right to the nose, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
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+33 thumps Neuman with a pair of loud punches to the face. Neuman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+33 clocks Neuman with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
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+Neuman hits with a commanding straight right to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 25 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 19 of 31 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 106-103


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
33 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Neuman attacks with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but 33 ties him up.
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+Neuman throws 33 with a low blow! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Neuman charges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+33 tosses a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman punches 33 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 8 of 27 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 6 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 115-113


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

33 doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 3: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 6: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 11: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Larry "33" Bird 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 3: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 6: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 7: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 8: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 11: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Larry "33" Bird 118-112


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 3: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 6: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 11: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Larry "33" Bird 115-113

Larry "33" Bird wins by decision!