Public Fight Report
(Super-Flyweight) Duke of Dorkdom 171 defeated Brutal Paamiut by unanimous decision: 120-99, 120-99, 120-99.Match Tuesday, June 23, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Brutal Paamiut!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 171!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Paamiut covers up.
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Dorkdom 171 lands a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
Dorkdom 171 lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Paamiut hurtles to the canvas!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 171 throws a series of loud hooks to the head.
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+Dorkdom 171 attacks with a series of stinging punches to the face. Paamiut doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkdom 171 attempts a volley of blows to the head, but Paamiut leaps aside.
-Dorkdom 171 tries to land a volley of roundhouses to the mouth, but Paamiut leaps aside.
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-Dorkdom 171 charges with a barrage of left uppercuts to the temple, but Paamiut ducks.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Dorkdom 171 hammers Paamiut with a barrage of commanding blows to the chin!
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+Dorkdom 171 hits with a pair of stiff uppercuts to the chin!! Paamiut sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkdom 171 fires a hook to the eye, but Paamiut narrowly avoids it
+Paamiut annoys Dorkdom 171 with a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Paamiut drills Dorkdom 171 with a volley of glancing blows to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 171 throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Paamiut ducks just in time.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries a volley of right crosses to the mouth, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Brutal Paamiut landed 7 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 21 of 46 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 10-8
Paamiut doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkdom 171 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Paamiut covers up.
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
+Paamiut pokes Dorkdom 171 with a pair of shots to the mouth! Dorkdom 171 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkdom 171 throws a pair of stinging uppercuts to the temple.
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+Dorkdom 171 fires a series of nasty hooks to the head.
Dorkdom 171 lands a crashing hook and Paamiut goes down!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 171 throws a flurry of solid shots to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the face, but loses his balance.
-Dorkdom 171 probes with a series of uppercuts to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Paamiut takes charge with a barrage of wild uppercuts to the nose.
+Dorkdom 171 scores with a series of uppercuts to the temple. Paamiut retreats to the far corner.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-Dorkdom 171 charges with a barrage of right blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries to land a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Paamiut takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkdom 171 throws a pair of crosses to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkdom 171 lands a volley of strong blows to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Brutal Paamiut landed 8 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 21 of 46 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 20-16
Paamiut remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkdom 171 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Paamiut covers up.
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Dorkdom 171 scores with a volley of stiff blows to the nose. Paamiut sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkdom 171 takes charge with a series of punches to the head.
Dorkdom 171 lands a resounding blow to the temple and Paamiut is flattened!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a right hook to the eye, but Paamiut ducks.
+Dorkdom 171 annoys Paamiut with a pair of strong shots to the face. Paamiut covers up.
-Dorkdom 171 lunges with a right uppercut to the chin, but falls short.
+Paamiut grazes Dorkdom 171 with a series of strong punches to the head. Dorkdom 171 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a barrage of right shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom 171 fires a volley of crosses to the chin, but Paamiut stays away from it.
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+Dorkdom 171 suprises Paamiut with a volley of hooks to the face.
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-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Paamiut annoys Dorkdom 171 with a series of nasty punches to the face.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a pair of right roundhouses to the chin, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Brutal Paamiut landed 9 of 9 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 20 of 51 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 30-24
Paamiut remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkdom 171 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Paamiut covers up.
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Paamiut hammers Dorkdom 171 with a glancing jab to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 171 grazes Paamiut with a glancing left to the nose.
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+Dorkdom 171 hits with a volley of light blows to the eye.
Dorkdom 171 lands a vicious uppercut and Paamiut lands flat on his back!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 171 hits with a barrage of uppercuts to the chin.
+Paamiut jars Dorkdom 171 with a barrage of quick blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a series of right hooks to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a barrage of roundhouses to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Dorkdom 171 paws a volley of left roundhouses to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a right to the head, but loses his balance.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Dorkdom 171 annoys Paamiut with a barrage of off balance shots to the nose.
-Dorkdom 171 probes with a volley of right crosses to the nose, but Paamiut backs out of it.
+Dorkdom 171 tags Paamiut with a pair of furious shots to the eye!!
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Brutal Paamiut landed 7 of 7 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 19 of 49 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 40-32
Paamiut grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkdom 171 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Paamiut covers up.
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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-Dorkdom 171 attempts a volley of roundhouses to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Paamiut solidly lands a pair of off balance hooks to the nose. Dorkdom 171 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkdom 171 paws a barrage of uppercuts to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkdom 171 pummels Paamiut with a uppercut to the temple!! Paamiut is hurt!
Dorkdom 171 lands a devestating blow to the head and Paamiut bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a volley of left hooks to the head, but Paamiut ducks just in time.
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The fighters circle.
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+Dorkdom 171 wakes up the fans with a flurry of painful blows to the jaw. Paamiut quickly recovers.
+Dorkdom 171 attacks with a stiff shot to the temple. Paamiut laughs!
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+Dorkdom 171 connects with a volley of shots to the temple.
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+Paamiut tags Dorkdom 171 with a series of vicious blows to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Brutal Paamiut landed 7 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 19 of 47 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 50-40
Paamiut grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkdom 171 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Paamiut covers up.
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Dorkdom 171 hurts Paamiut with a volley of mean punches to the mouth!
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-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a pair of left hooks to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Dorkdom 171 throws a volley of punches to the face. Paamiut sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkdom 171 lands a ferocious blow to the temple and Paamiut goes over backwards!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkdom 171 tries to land a flurry of left crosses to the eye, but Paamiut covers himself well.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries a flurry of uppercuts to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkdom 171 fires a barrage of left shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkdom 171 throws a barrage of nice uppercuts to the jaw. Paamiut covers up.
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-Dorkdom 171 throws a series of roundhouses to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Paamiut staggers Dorkdom 171 with a painful blow to the eye! Dorkdom 171 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkdom 171 thumps Paamiut with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Paamiut attacks with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
+Dorkdom 171 pops Paamiut with a flurry of painful crosses to the head.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Brutal Paamiut landed 8 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 19 of 45 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 60-48
Paamiut is obviously tired.
Dorkdom 171 is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Paamiut covers up.
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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-Dorkdom 171 throws a left jab to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Dorkdom 171 punches Paamiut with a series of nasty crosses to the jaw!!
+Paamiut hammers Dorkdom 171 with a pair of vicious blows to the chest.
-Dorkdom 171 tries to land a volley of right hooks to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Paamiut thumps Dorkdom 171 with a volley of shots to the nose.
-Dorkdom 171 attempts a barrage of right roundhouses to the temple, but Paamiut covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom 171 rocks Paamiut with a pair of powerful shots to the eye.
+Dorkdom 171 rocks Paamiut with a barrage of loud shots to the eye.
Dorkdom 171 lands a devestating blow to the head and Paamiut's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom 171 wallops Paamiut with a flurry of stinging shots to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom 171 attacks with a flurry of roundhouses to the temple, but Paamiut hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkdom 171 throws a right blow to the eye, but Paamiut quickly backs away.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
-Dorkdom 171 throws a pair of uppercuts to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Brutal Paamiut landed 7 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 15 of 50 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 70-56
Paamiut is obviously tired.
Dorkdom 171 is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Paamiut covers up.
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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-Dorkdom 171 fires a pair of blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Paamiut smacks Dorkdom 171 with a powerful right to the chest.
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-Dorkdom 171 fires a volley of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkdom 171 attacks with a series of left hooks to the face, but Paamiut ducks.
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+Dorkdom 171 lands a volley of mean roundhouses to the eye.
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-Dorkdom 171 attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Paamiut blocks.
-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a right left to the temple, but Paamiut leaps aside.
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+Dorkdom 171 hurts Paamiut with a barrage of vicious blows to the chin.
Dorkdom 171 lands a ferocious right punch in the nose and Paamiut hurtles to the canvas!!
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SEVEN
Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom 171 charges with a right shot to the chin, but Paamiut escapes.
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+Paamiut attacks with a barrage of hard uppercuts to the nose.
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-Dorkdom 171 launches a pair of blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Dorkdom 171 hits Paamiut with a volley of hard crosses to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom 171 catches Paamiut with a pair of stiff uppercuts to the eye. Paamiut doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Brutal Paamiut landed 8 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 13 of 53 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 80-64
Paamiut is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkdom 171 is slowing down.
ROUND 9
Paamiut covers up.
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Dorkdom 171 drills Paamiut with a flurry of loud hooks to the mouth. Paamiut hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkdom 171 belts Paamiut with a blow to the head.
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+Paamiut wallops Dorkdom 171 with a barrage of blows to the face.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries a right straight right to the eye, but Paamiut stays away from it.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a barrage of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkdom 171 charges with a series of uppercuts to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries a series of right blows to the temple, but falls short.
-Dorkdom 171 throws a left to the mouth, but Paamiut beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkdom 171 whacks Paamiut with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Brutal Paamiut landed 8 of 9 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 18 of 50 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 90-73
Paamiut is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkdom 171 is slowing down.
ROUND 10
Paamiut covers up.
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Dorkdom 171 tags Paamiut with a punch to the temple.
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+Paamiut punches Dorkdom 171 with a series of heavy punches to the chin!!
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-Dorkdom 171 charges with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Paamiut quickly backs away.
+Dorkdom 171 drills Paamiut with a pair of stiff punches to the eye!!
Dorkdom 171 lands a ferocious blow to the head and Paamiut staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Paamiut solidly lands a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries to land a barrage of uppercuts to the head, but Paamiut takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries a flurry of shots to the head, but Paamiut beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkdom 171 drills Paamiut with a strong left to the nose.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries a series of left blows to the chin, but Paamiut takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkdom 171 shakes Paamiut with a barrage of quick shots to the face.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Brutal Paamiut landed 7 of 7 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 17 of 45 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 100-81
Paamiut is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkdom 171 is slowing down.
ROUND 11
Paamiut covers up.
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
+Dorkdom 171 hits Paamiut with a vicious right to the nose.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries a barrage of right blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Dorkdom 171 throws a jab to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkdom 171 attacks with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Paamiut hits with a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 171 hits Paamiut with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Paamiut sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkdom 171 attempts a series of left hooks to the head, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a flurry of roundhouses to the chin, but misses.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a barrage of uppercuts to the nose, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Brutal Paamiut landed 8 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 17 of 46 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 110-90
Paamiut is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkdom 171 is slowing down.
ROUND 12
Paamiut covers up.
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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-Dorkdom 171 throws a pair of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries a series of left shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries to land a barrage of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Dorkdom 171 hammers Paamiut with a sweeping right to the eye.
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+Paamiut slams Dorkdom 171 with a volley of commanding uppercuts to the head.
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-Dorkdom 171 paws a volley of blows to the eye, but Paamiut takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkdom 171 attacks with a barrage of roundhouses to the mouth, but Paamiut narrowly avoids it
-Dorkdom 171 throws a series of punches to the head, but Paamiut steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkdom 171 launches a right shot to the nose, but Paamiut deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Paamiut steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkdom 171 attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Paamiut ducks just in time.
+Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a volley of hard roundhouses to the eye. Paamiut backpedals to his own corner.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Brutal Paamiut landed 8 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 14 of 51 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 120-99
Paamiut is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkdom 171 is slowing down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Total Score: Duke of Dorkdom 171 120-99
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Total Score: Duke of Dorkdom 171 120-99
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Total Score: Duke of Dorkdom 171 120-99
Duke of Dorkdom 171 wins by decision!
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