Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) What? Me Worry? defeated Big Boys Monster Heavy by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, June 6, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 187 pounds (85 kilograms) is What? Me Worry?!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 285 pounds (129 kilograms) is Big Boys Monster Heavy!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Heavy pounds Worry? with a jab to the solar plexus.
+Worry? pokes Heavy with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
-Worry? paws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Heavy tags Worry? with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Heavy punches Worry? with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye. Worry? laughs!
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+Heavy connects with a barrage of nasty blows to the face.
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+Worry? backs up Heavy with a pair of strong punches to the head. Heavy ignores it.
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+Heavy connects with a volley of light punches to the temple. Worry? beats a hasty retreat.
+Heavy pounds Worry? with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Heavy tosses a series of off balance punches to the chin.
+Heavy pounds Worry? with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Heavy hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Worry? falls against the ropes!
+Heavy pounds Worry? with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Heavy pokes Worry? with a flurry of light punches to the chest.
-Worry? paws a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Heavy attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Heavy solidly lands a vicious straight right to the face.
+Heavy lands a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
+Heavy annoys Worry? with a volley of punches to the jaw. Worry? ignores it.
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+Heavy backs up Worry? with a series of furious punches to the temple.
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+Heavy lashes out with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Heavy lands a volley of strong blows to the nose.
+Heavy hits with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
+Heavy whacks Worry? with a cross to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
What? Me Worry? landed 10 of 25 punches, and Big Boys Monster Heavy landed 88 of 88 punches.
Big Boys Monster Heavy won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster Heavy is winning the fight 10-9
Worry? doesn't want to stop fighting!
Heavy is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Worry? fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Heavy moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Heavy stuns Worry? with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Heavy throws a strong straight right to the nose.
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+Heavy fires a off balance jab to the temple. Worry? sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Heavy smashes Worry? with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Heavy connects with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
+Heavy tags Worry? with a heavy jab to the mouth!
+Worry? throws a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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-Heavy probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Heavy paws a straight right to the nose, but Worry? hides behind his gloves.
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+Heavy tosses a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Worry? throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Heavy deftly avoits it.
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-Heavy launches a cross to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Heavy throws a pair of furious punches to the head.
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+Heavy drills Worry? with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth. Worry? gets mad!
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+Heavy tattoos Worry? with a hook to the mouth. Worry? gets mad!
+Heavy tags Worry? with a solid jab to the mouth.
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-Worry? throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Heavy smashes Worry? with a volley of punches to the ribs!!
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+Heavy punches Worry? with a pair of painful punches to the eye!
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+Heavy tosses a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Heavy hits with a nasty jab to the chin.
+Heavy lashes out with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Heavy annoys Worry? with a barrage of punches to the ribs!! Worry? sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Worry? shakes Heavy with a barrage of commanding blows to the ribs.
+Heavy fires a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
What? Me Worry? landed 10 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster Heavy landed 73 of 90 punches.
Big Boys Monster Heavy won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster Heavy is winning the fight 20-18
Worry? doesn't want to stop fighting!
Heavy receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 3
Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Heavy connects with a flurry of painful punches to the chest!
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+Worry? hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple. Worry? sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Heavy seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
What? Me Worry? wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Worry? doesn't even want to rest!
Heavy can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9
What? Me Worry? wins by a technical knockout!
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