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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Monday, June 1, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Lord steps aside.
+Lord hits with a pair of vicious blows to the mouth!
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+Lord hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Straw annoys Lord with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus!
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord smashes Straw with a powerful sweeping right to the chin.
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-Straw lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord hits Straw with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord hammers Straw with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw pokes Lord with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord fires a pair of quick punches to the stomach. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Straw attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Lord blocks.
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+Lord tags Straw with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Straw throws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord lands a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord annoys Straw with a pair of commanding punches to the chest!
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw pops Lord with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Straw lashes out with a series of right shots to the chest, but Lord backs out of it.
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+Lord throws a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord hits with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw hammers Lord with a sweeping right to the ribs.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord takes charge with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Straw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Straw fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but Lord ties him up.
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+Lord tosses a series of punches to the ribs.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord jars Straw with a series of commanding punches to the chest. Straw is hurt!
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-Straw attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 31 of 34 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Straw solidly lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord punches Straw with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
-Straw probes with a right uppercut to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Lord stays away from it.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 8 of 22 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 7 of 9 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw attacks with a nasty left to the chest. Lord doesn't notice.
+Lord nails Straw with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Straw seems wobbly!
+Lord pops Straw with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Straw lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Straw smashes Lord with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Straw tosses a flurry of shots to the stomach.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Lord stays away from it.
-Lord charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Straw stays away from it.
+Lord attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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+Lord pounds Straw with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Straw attempts a volley of right blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Straw probes with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Lord blocks.
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+Lord throws a barrage of vicious shots to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 18 of 43 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 27 of 31 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 49-47


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw hits with a flurry of nice shots to the stomach.
+Straw lands a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Straw pummels Lord with a volley of quick shots to the stomach.
-Straw throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Lord thumps Straw with a left to the stomach!!
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+Lord attacks with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Lord staggers Straw with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Straw lunges with a hook to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord nails Straw with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Lord tags Straw with a flurry of solid punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 19 of 39 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 58-57


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord connects with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw fires a series of punches to the ribs!!
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-Straw tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Straw launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lord quickly backs away.
-Lord throws a right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Lord lashes out with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Straw ducks.
+Lord throws a flurry of quick punches to the stomach!!
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+Straw staggers Lord with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord smashes Straw with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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+Lord shakes Straw with a series of hard punches to the stomach!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Straw throws a pair of commanding shots to the ribs. Lord covers up.
-Straw attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Straw staggers Lord with a barrage of nice shots to the ribs!
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+Lord solidly lands a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Lord staggers Straw with a pair of quick punches to the ribs! Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 20 of 40 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 32 of 39 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 68-66


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits with a barrage of commanding blows to the chest.
-Lord tries to land a volley of left blows to the chest, but Straw quickly backs away.
-Lord attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the mouth.
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+Straw thumps Lord with a barrage of nasty blows to the stomach. Lord sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Straw solidly lands a barrage of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
-Straw throws a right hook to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Straw lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord lands a series of hard punches to the stomach. Straw gets mad!
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+Lord throws a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord drills Straw with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Straw laughs!
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-Straw lashes out with a volley of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Lord stuns Straw with a pair of punches to the stomach. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Straw pounds Lord with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest. Lord doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 19 of 41 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 20 of 34 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 77-76


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Straw is brawling. (inside)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord connects with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Straw wakes up the fans with a series of nice shots to the chest. Lord sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Straw tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
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+Lord belts Straw with a barrage of blows to the head.
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+Lord belts Straw with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
+Lord wallops Straw with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Lord slams Straw with a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Lord pummels Straw with a series of heavy punches to the face! Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Straw charges with a left to the ribs, but Lord blocks.
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+Straw lands a volley of commanding blows to the chest.
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-Straw throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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+Straw whacks Lord with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus. Lord laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 22 of 42 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 35 of 38 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Straw paws a right cross to the chest, but misses.
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-Straw charges with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Lord leaps aside.
-Lord probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Lord attempts a right cross to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the eye.
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+Straw catches Lord with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
-Straw probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Lord tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but Straw steps aside.
+Lord hurts Straw with a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
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+Lord hammers Straw with a pair of quick punches to the face. Straw ignores it.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw pummels Lord with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Lord ignores it.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord belts Straw with a flurry of hard punches to the face.
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+Straw thumps Lord with a volley of solid blows to the chest.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lord tries a series of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
-Lord probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Straw ducks.
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+Lord connects with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Lord hits Straw with a pair of heavy punches to the eye. Straw seems wobbly!
+Straw lands a flurry of shots to the stomach.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Lord charges with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Straw backs out of it.
+Lord rocks Straw with a series of blows to the chin.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Straw annoys Lord with a straight right to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 25 of 43 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 36 of 73 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 96-95


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Straw tosses a barrage of commanding blows to the chest.
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-Lord throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Straw deftly avoits it.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Straw pummels Lord with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
+Straw pounds Lord with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Lord ignores it.
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+Lord hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Straw clocks Lord with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Lord covers up. Straw is hammering relentlessly! Lord collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a technical knockout!