Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Feather Skool defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Wednesday, May 27, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Feather Skool!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Skool clocks Dorkness 5 with a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool fires a pair of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Skool thumps Dorkness 5 with a series of glancing shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with Skool with an illegal rabbit punch! This is terrible!
+Dorkness 5 tattoos Skool with a barrage of mean punches to the face. Skool seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 5 thumps Skool with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Skool with a pair of punches to the chin!! Skool quickly recovers.
Dorkness 5 lands a well placed right blow to the head and Skool is knocked out of the ring!!
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Skool struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of mean combinations to the mouth!
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+Skool lands a volley of nice blows to the chest.
+Dorkness 5 hammers Skool with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Skool tosses a barrage of hard shots to the ribs. Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Skool landed 20 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 23 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-8
Skool doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Skool steps aside and laughs.
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+Skool jars Dorkness 5 with a barrage of nasty blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Skool hides behind his gloves.
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-Skool fires a series of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Skool lands a loud hook to the solar plexus.
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+Skool belts Dorkness 5 with a pair of combinations to the chest.
+Dorkness 5 drills Skool with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Skool landed 17 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 26 punches.
Feather Skool won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 19-18
Skool remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Skool with a roundhouse to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Skool probes with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Skool with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool fires a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Skool suprises Dorkness 5 with a barrage of furious blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Skool landed 20 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 26 punches.
Feather Skool won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Skool remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool hits with a painful roundhouse to the stomach.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Skool launches a right left to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 5 throws a series of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Skool belts Dorkness 5 with a volley of nice combinations to the ribs!! Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 5 pops Skool with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus!! Skool laughs!
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+Skool hits with a series of strong punches to the chest.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Skool landed 17 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 25 punches.
Feather Skool won the round 10-9
Feather Skool is winning the fight 38-37
Skool remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
ROUND 5
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 punches Skool with a vicious uppercut to the solar plexus. Skool asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Skool wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Skool with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Skool doesn't notice.
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+Skool lashes out with a series of nice combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Skool scores with a volley of solid shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool hits with a series of mean shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool backs up Dorkness 5 with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus!
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-Skool throws a right hook to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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-Skool tries to land a left straight right to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Skool landed 30 of 45 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 26 punches.
Feather Skool won the round 10-9
Feather Skool is winning the fight 48-46
Skool grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
ROUND 6
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 pops Skool with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Skool fires a series of blows to the chest.
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+Skool hits with a flurry of commanding blows to the ribs!! Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Skool hits with a volley of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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+Skool nails Dorkness 5 with a volley of stiff shots to the chest!
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-Skool lunges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Dorkness 5 tries to land a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but Skool beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool hits with a series of commanding blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 ignores it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Skool landed 33 of 40 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Feather Skool won the round 10-9
Feather Skool is winning the fight 58-55
Skool grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 5 collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 7
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Skool narrowly avoids it
+Skool lands a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool punches Dorkness 5 with a loud right to the ribs.
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-Skool tries a pair of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Skool slams Dorkness 5 with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Skool backs up Dorkness 5 with a loud straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Skool hits Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a combination to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a flurry of vicious combinations to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool pokes Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Skool landed 31 of 38 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 8 of 27 punches.
Feather Skool won the round 10-9
Feather Skool is winning the fight 68-64
Skool grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 8
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 5 probes with a roundhouse to the chest, but Skool takes it in the forearms.
+Skool hits with a flurry of furious punches to the chest. Skool sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Dorkness 5's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Feather Skool wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Skool grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 3: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 4: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 5: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 6: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 7: Feather Skool 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 3: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 4: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 5: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 6: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 7: Feather Skool 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 3: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 4: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 5: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 6: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 7: Feather Skool 10-9
Feather Skool wins by a technical knockout!
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